Reblogged headworld
commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
Reblogged doomednarrative
"this horror movie wasn't even that scary 🙄" im sorry but sometimes a horror movie can just be fun. or sexy
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Reblogged egberts
touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare
Reblogged twofingerswhiskey
Me: I should address this.
Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…
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Hanne Zaruma
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a hand that wants to be held
somethings-monstrous-deactivate
Reblogged incineraryperiphery
in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page
Reblogged blushedhinata
in the vein of "he would not fucking say that": they would not be that well-hung
like, you expect me to believe they're packing a footlong schlong? they would be four and a half inches on a good day. deeply immersion-breaking
Reblogged blushedhinata
Just had my moral compass surgically removed!
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Reblogged fruityculture
Anonymous asked:
real gay sex has never been tried because everyone has subtle tiny 0°0’1” type differences in how they precieve their gender. true gay sex can only be achieved via selfcest, and then one of them has to be killed immediately after because gender is fluid and it might’ve diverged
Reblogged tttrashmouth
Sigh. The response to "asexuals are actually just childish and scared of sex" isn't "well actually you're wrong because we write the filthiest smut in existence" or "what about asexuals who know all about kink" or "I'm asexual and I love making sex jokes", NO, that's not the fucking point. I don't care. The point is that regardless of how an individual feels about sex they deserve to be respected and treated as an adult, even if the thought of sex grosses them out. I am asexual, reading smut makes me cringe (feel cringe as in the original sense of the word) and looking at anything nsfw makes me mildly uncomfortable at best, and I only like sex jokes to a certain extent. This doesn't make me a fucking child because sex is not what makes someone an adult in the first place.
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Reblogged blushedhinata
did it work