Polite Menace

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

Yukio Mishima as Saint Sebastian.

flower crowns ♡

he's dodging the question

this was definitely moomins idea

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

please, my dog, he is sick

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

much to ponder on my thinking pillow

IN TEARS

The Shewolves of Pompeii (based on the novels by Elodie Harper

sometimes I think red arapaima scales look like closed eyelids

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

Yarrow loves to be up high.

and theres a dog on his head

One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don’t worry about anything ever lol

illuminated manuscript snail cat

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy