i do what i do and you do what you can do about it

pride and prejudice enjoyers when the main characters make choices based on both their pride and their prejudice

salt: been really getting into wounds lately

Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

a haunted house is the memory of your ex-friend’s home that you know like the back of your hand but will never step foot inside again

collecting posts of this type

The sexiest man in the entire world is probably building a fence right now with no instagram account

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

if agamemnon has 0 haters i’m dead

She’s pissed we haven’t turned on Supernatural yet (it is her favorite show)

We turned it on

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up