this is dumb

POV you are a guy in a monster suit and you are about to be meddled with so hard

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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Here is your mission.

TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?

Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.

Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.

TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'

let it be so

Prince: I wish to marry!

Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!

Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?

Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!

The phrase “most autistic girl in all the land” popped unbidden into my head last night and I couldn’t remember who had made the joke and had to Google it

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

you have to build foxes yourself, but don’t worry, they come as kits

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

Holy trinity:

by Roger Haus

cried a little looking at this

it’s too big to only eat grass. I’m worried for the kid

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

like what do these words mean 😭

what the fuck is happening

Millipede under UV light. Many species of arthropods fluoresce, or glow, under ultraviolet light due to due to fluorescent compounds in their exoskeletons. At least one millipede genus, motyxia, is actually bioluminescent, meaning it can produce light on its own.

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those orange sodium street lights are genuinely more important & valuable contributors to society than any celebrity or other notable public figure to me

how i truly feel if i'm being honest