TomFoolery

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

boys and their old ass fandom

Carolina has a million and one nicknames for Washington, and nobody has context for any of them but they always know who she's talking about Benadryl Cucumber style. She pokes her head in the room like, "Y'all seen Crazy Straw anywhere?" Searching the base up and down for Skater Boy. If she doesn't see Roadkill front and center in five seconds, she's sticking another grappling hook to his balls. They get so ridiculous no one can actually tell if she's fucking with them or not, and Washington doesn't help because he'll respond with a straight face no matter what she calls him. "Flash Drive" Yeah, Boss? "Nuclear Hazard" What's up? "Jetpack Joyride" Yessir? Washington called her Irish Spring once and they wrestled about it for an hour. No one understands, no one tries to, and if Carolina is storming the base looking for Seasame Street, that's Not Their Business.

I can't explain it but this is 100% something Tucker would do. I can't explain it I just see it 😭

WIP in case I never finish this piece (definite possibility)

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

It's their day

happy red vs blue

I put this on my insta because honestly I'm more active there. Still afraid to ever post takes on Tumblr but I'm in a lot of rvb discord servers (3)

Anyway Texas my beloved.

Season 5, Episode 100 - Alternate Ending 1 | Red vs. Blue

I love writing Tucker giving insane lore drops at random for Wash because he's only known Wash after he became a dad. so thus. the Dad Lore Drops.

Me after successfully pirating an adobe product

this is how i think of locus and wash, the original at X

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope