museum of myself

this is still the funniest way to start a romance in a video game possibly ever

the breakup prompt is equally bad

hahahahaha omfg

Mozilla has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

the onion has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

Yahoo has the opportunity to aquire the new next pdf right now.

love these tags kissing you on the mouth

Never kill yourself.

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

QA tester behavior

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

also acquired today two anatomically correct heart rings that fit into one another

someone asked to see them kissing

thread count is a lie perpetrated by Big Bedsheets. what really matters is the material.

i said this as a joke but then i googled this and

turns out i was right?????? high thread count IS a lie?????

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

fashion is cyclical

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY MOUTHWASHING (2024) dev. Wrong Organ

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday