and a wizard transformed joe into a large raccoon

stop talking about the USA. I have heard enough about that wretched place

Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

Season seven's off to a great start

unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

id: text reading "i'm gonna be the bigger person here and say that OP being a massive faggot doesn't negate how wonderful hot bread is. think about a hot loaf" - the rest of the message is cut off. end id

black with moderate white spotting

sleepy with moderate comfortable

[image id: a photo of a cat sleeping on a sunny spot on top of a light pink bedding. It's lying on its back with its front paws stretched to the sides and back paws stretched forward, as if on a cross. It has white fur with black spots on its sides and the top if its head and a black tail and a very pink nose. It looks very comfortable. End id.]

Wishing much luck to game console hackers and emulator engineers and people who like pirating video games

Ghost and his roommate go grocery shopping 🛒

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 

Ready to break up with Google?

So are we!

We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.

Check out the full list over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

Fun fact, on top of being staunchly against genAI, ellipsus literally has an Export To AO3 button. I do the majority of my writing in LibreOffice, but I've been moving all my GDocs over to ellipsus for a bit and I really love the interface. If you're looking for an alternative to GDocs, this is The One.

The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

Is he, you know... *inexplicably hand gestures* msdos compatible?

I will succeed because I'm crazy. 2025 mantra

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too

I think the internet might be like this as well actually

This quote may in fact be the philosophical highbrow equivalent of Bitch Go Touch Grass

From our first tournament!

whenever you think tumblrinas have run out of weird doe eyed guys from the 60s & 70s they find another one

whoever tagged this with 'yeah but 70 BCE' or whatever.... I'm listening. my inbox is open