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Wet Obstagoon Smell

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Sunny | 30 years, he/him | Home of some Hot And Spicy Garbage
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picturing a guy who escapes a Saw trap and really does get a new lease on life as a result, but only a year later he's been overcome by malaise and indecision again. he quickly decides that there's only one solution:

get Jigsawed again, at any cost

notably, Jigsaw absolutely hates it and keeps telling him to stop. showing him videos where the puppet is like "dude fuck off you only get one" and then stares at him in silence for an hour

jigsaw posting a call out post for this guy for the repeated instagram dms, and the outcry of support for him is enough to give him a new lease on life. jigsaw is unsure of whether this complies with his message or not and leaves to get very drunk with his apprentices

The three mental illnesses are

  • Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you'll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
  • Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you're hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
  • Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole

To everybody in the notes saying something along the lines of any specific disorder could be any of these three depending on how someone wants to justify mistreating the individual, you are correct. I was thinking of autism, depression and npd respectively but you're actually right

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. ๐Ÿฆ

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

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