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Here. Have some gifs of bopping vultures.
Now go forth and react to things, my brethren.
May your threads and text conversations be ever-improved.
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What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.
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hey elvis, beetle here. stop eating my whole family please
Woah mama I'm sorry but I must eat beetles and lizards
lilo said no more eating lizards and bugs but lilo also said that elvis eesa "model citizen". ih, stitch must copy the king. humm-in-a humm-in-a humm-in-a
Woah little guy it takes years to prepare yourself for the beetles and lizards diet
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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.
The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).
Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.
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i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
fruit.. i ate a fruit once......
You're not still mad about that, are you?
ADAM EATS GAY PEOPLE PASS IT ON
That's why he tried to bite me in the Garden?!?!
Luci you’re gay?! I’m so proud of you for coming out
girls pretty
Mayo behavior
Woah mama I'm elvis
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snoah snama I'm snailvis
ALL of us get some water!
Unofficial official non-official post
Official India post
uh. no goose detected!
Offical Satan post
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June 5th can't come fast enough
