due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

Regretevator! Purgatory Theory! Regretevator! Purgatory Theory! Regretevator! Purgatory Theory! Regretevator! Purgatory Theory!

The Purgatory Theory is a fan theory about the characters from the Roblox Game Regretevator that suggest they are dead and living in a purgatory-like state. The theory suggests that the NPCs that enter the elevator come from different eras, from the early 1900s to the early 2010s. This would explain why the game's year is hard to pinpoint and why there aren't many indicators for such in the game. The theory also suggests that the NPCs' previous lives and debts fit well with how they are portrayed in the show. The theory suggests that the their primary characterization of the NPCs' is the how they were before they died. You can also watch a video where Melanie is actually DEAD!

Bive has no L's Pilby has one L Wallter has two L's Follly has three L's Now you know! Now you know! Now you know! Now you know! Regretevator! Purgatory Regretevator!

let's fly through the stars together

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

bugs is…. shrimp????

I made a little guy

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

jokerkind specibus ass

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

Just found a Youtube Channel

hello! i am crumb cat!

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Cry me a fucking river