slapping this badge on my blog

this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

But what if my GF is a Law Enforcer?

You should break up with her then

but BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?

then you’re a traitor to the community

What about Captain Holt???

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

The sins of the guilty

time loop

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

The sins of the guilty

time loop

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

The sins of the guilty

time loop

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

the sins of the guilty

time loop

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

the sins of the guilty

time loop

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

the souls of the innocent

the sins of the guilty

hi im emily whats going on in here

Sandwich 👍

THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN BROKEN EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU EMILY

Mustard

Bread

thank you emily good job everyone

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

nothin there

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

me after bottom surgery

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

@guiltiest-gear

don’t lose the notes:

#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’

Hang on, this gets funnier:

the thing is. knowing someone experiences hallucinations or trouble reading facial expressions or communication difficulties or any other symptom CAN help you to understand their behaviour and respond to it appropriately. but knowing someones diagnosis is never as helpful as it is to listen to them when they talk about how they can best be accommodated. and if “can you please speak slower” (for example) sounds like a ridiculous request from someone without a diagnosis and a reasonable one from someone with a diagnosis. well you’re the dick in that situation

not that “I have a psychotic disorder” or “I have autism” or whatever else is actually a stand-in for lived experiences or symptom profiles. diagnostic information will never tell you as much as you would find out from listening to someone and being as generous with them as you can. and at the root of it. generosity is what it’s all about. at least, interpersonally

little delving! (notebooks available in my store!)

we need to have a way to post a pdf directly to tumblr. tumblr should have another post type called "pdf" so we can embed them easily. tumblr will never be the new pdf without this function.

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said "Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also 'Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“