t0t411y.n0t.hum4n

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

They're used to bending over

Sounds fun but unfortunately their backs are all fucked up because of it. I've never known a farrier with a good back.

just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

Who is the enemy in this situation? The people cooking the pizza?

im the enemy in this situation

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

lain

The Girl with the Skeleton Hand

okay but seriously

this is adorable

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭℸ ̣ᒷᔑꖎ ᔑリ↸ ᓭ⍑ᔑ!¡ᒷᓭ⍑╎⎓ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ╎リℸ ̣𝙹 ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ╎↸ᒷリℸ ̣╎ℸ ̣|| ꖎᒲᔑᔑ𝙹𝙹𝙹

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

shes the cutest anime girl ive ever seen and shes in the bg for 2 seconds

i think im in love with her. bg characters 4ever ❤️

since so many people are reblogging this the anime is Golden Boy 💖 its an ecchi comedy so expect the average "boobs bouncing lots of sex jokes" kind of humor but the art style and character designs are so pretty im just kind of fixated on that

this is the main lady:tm: she has a manic look in her eyes sometimes that i really enjoy

OP please elaborate

with pleasure

This also means they can spy on straight people just to make sure they aren't lgbt. This is not just against gay people, it's a cover up for violating human rights. It's never just against one group of people, it's always about controlling the masses while blaming a group of people so nobody looks at the root of the problem.

as long as you’re going to be labeled a threat to national security anyway, you may as well actually be a threat to national security

more sources. remove data about yourself online as much as possible, as often as possible. it won’t guarantee you anything, because they have plenty of other ways to surveil you anyway, but it’s worth it to try. use secure channels to communicate like Signal, not discord or instagram.

No more trying my best. Im now trying my faggiest

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated