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he’s a 10 but he spends his money on women and wine
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listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
mangomangos
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
sandro while answering the 10th “do you really have to be swiss?!?!?!?” email of the day
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Months after a viral haka was performed in New Zealand parliament, the controversial bill that sparked it has now been defeated. The Treaty Principles bill sought to redefine the which is New Zealand's founding document. The bill was brought by ACT Party leader David Seymour, who believed the current interpretation of the treaty gave more rights to Māori people than non-Māori New Zealanders. After two years of debate and nationwide protest, the bill was voted down by all but one party.
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GUARDS!! console me
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made an avad version of this blorbo sheet because it took over my brain
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imagining a fantasy world where transmisogyny has recently been like... cut in half. and fandom people have to deal with their #fruity guy blorbos actually transitioning and becoming women. imagine june egbert but its happening to MCU fans.
i just want it to happen once. god, please. let one of the mediocre Sad Man television shows that tumblr gets obsessed with reveal tumblr's favorite Tortured Angsty Guy has been a trans woman the whole time.
VERY IMPORTANT this needs to happen after AT LEAST one season so the fandom can get a whole year's worth of obsession before they discover he's not fruity in a fun dismissable yaoi boy way but is actually a she/her transgender woman.
and of course she will continue to be a main character and will transition and present as a girl and get a dozen A- and B- plots about the transfeminine experience and these fuckers will have to explain why they suddenly stopped watching after episode 2.2 Meet Bonnibel
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I think enough time has passed that I can finally come clean... I started the great fire of london
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RIP Inspector Javert, you would have made a great corporate prosecutor
your belief that there is a certain class of entities that are inherently wicked and will always seek to break the law for their own benefits was not entirely wrongheaded, you just had the bad luck to be born before the advent of Fortune 500 companies
I just think that a man who could chase one minor felon across twenty plus years and multiple cities would be perfectly suited to chasing a trail of money through multiple shell companies as a board tries to duck criminal prosecution through bankruptcies while retaining the assets within the parent zaibatsu
He would be so enriched
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most histories of the occult are like Greco-Roman magic! Gnosticism! Hermeticism! uhhhhhhh the medieval era happens, THE RENAISSANCE. And that's kinda real. The birth and ossification of Christianity created a shower of wonderful occult dross, and most of the interesting occult stuff in medieval Europe didn't get the spotlight until it was collected and republished in the Renaissance anyway.
But that said! It bugs me because the interesting shit in the medieval era was happening over in Baghdad. Thats where Alchemy was being kicked into high gear, and where that good late platonism was caramelizing. But so many intro texts just kinda brush past the Jabirian corpus and Al-Razi.
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Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck
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thinking about everybody in the vatican having their own spaces that they like to go to when they need to have a quick mental breakdown cry. it's sort of an unspoken rule that you generally avoid those specific spots unless you absolutely need to go there. they're all just like seldom used meeting/storage areas, alcoves and secret nooks. anyway vincent eventually discovers this arrangement and he's like damn,,, you bitches live like this,,,,
@thalassous the turtle pond :)