I'll just leave it here

Love all of ya 🐊💞

If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

I watched Megamind again ✨

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

You can go to bed at noon. You can have ravioli for breakfast and cheerios for dinner. As long as you're awake, washed, dressed, and in the place you need to be when you need to be there (and I mean *need*, like a job or a social obligation, not just adhering to cultural expectations of normal) it doesn't matter what the rest of your schedule looks like.

Polyamorous folks figure out REAL QUICK shit's so much easier if you just say it. "Hey, can you compliment me?" "Hey I want to do something special with you soon. Would you please schedule something for next week?" "I'm feeling really unloved, help me convince my brain its being dumb?"

If you can just duct tape over the voice in your head that says "its not real if you have to ask", long enough to get the words out, you could have it all, babe.

This is advice to everyone but especially cishet monogs

sincerely you do not have to kill the guilt. That sounds really difficult. You just have to not listen to the guilt (or whatever else) for the 10 seconds it takes to get the words out.

And 10 seconds is so easy. You can do anything for 10 measley seconds. That's so small and doable.

I needed "do it scared" but I'm starting to think y'all need "do it even if you feel guilty"

This one makes a really good noise

Who controls the 🍑?

One of my fav things about this is that they clearly tried this several times cause you can see her cleaning her face off from the last attempt in the background. What a team player.

(collapses in desperate helpless laughter)

"love me a guy who gets a bit silly with it and is pathetic yet can still pull off black leather and spikes"

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

Based on a couple tags I’ve seen flying by, just popping in to warn that if you’re a trans person whose bottom dysphoria is easily triggered, maybe give this one a pass. It’s just some silly goofy fun but please play at your own discretion 💜

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

but soft what ball through yonder concrete breaks

Scrolling through the Megamind tag and seeing posts like,

Meanwhile, the Megamind fandom that's always been here,

a-bra-cadabra👄