this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game

Eddie: You read my diary?!

Chris: In my defense, at first I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

IS HE THE BEST PERSON TO GET LIFE LESSONS FROM??

grows more and more convinced I am watching a different show than them then. what.

mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that i….am….

DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

y’all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

y’all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I'm still not over Eddie asking permission to hug Christopher. A lot of parents wouldn't. They would just hug their child thinking that physical intimacy is owed to them. But not Eddie. He checks to make sure Christopher is ok with it. And Christopher says yes. It's killing me. I'm so emotional 😭

US states’ main import partners

Canada emerges as the leading import partner for most states, particularly in the Midwest and Northeast. China is a significant partner, especially for states along the West Coast and parts of the South. Mexico is the main partner for several Southern states, such as Texas and Arizona. Other notable partnerships include Germany (e.g., South Carolina), South Korea (Alaska), and Switzerland (New York) Partner:

by maven.mapping/instagram

He should not be handling fire?!

god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

Sacred image

Look a this photograph

I ran into this before, and figured out what's happening. This isn't a glitch, it's entirely on purpose: what they do is say "word X is 123456789 syllables" on the page. Google indexes that, showing a useless summary.

But if you go to the actual page, they use javascript to determine that you're not Google, then hide all the wrong numbers, making the page now look like "word X is 3 syllables".

Why do they do this? Because otherwise you wouldn't go to the page. They only get advertising revenue if you click the link, and if Google extracted a correct summary of the page, you'd never click it.

It's slightly evil and slightly genius.

new levels in boring dystopia

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

the people on tiktok filming a blob-like strawberry and saying it's a GMO one...fucking fake strawberry fans...they literally can grow naturally like this

it's just the strawberries growing together. do not speak lies of these beautiful freaks ever again

every time I find a strawberry like this i'm not hating. i'm happy because there's more strawberry to eat. unlike you

its called fasciation and it's a mutation that happens in plants all the time! it's perfectly natural, just a neat variation that comes from a wide array of genetic possibilities :)

Its so interesting that when people hear gmo they think its gotta look wrong but the real gmo plants are the ones that look perfect and plump everytime, that's the kinda thing they're selecting for

The year is 2035. I am in the produce aisle complaining about the quality of the AI generated fruit.

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

“The dossier adds that the public ‘may view the ensuing manhunt and subsequent arrest of Mangione as NYPD, and largely policing as a whole, as a tool that is willing to expend massive resources to protect the wealthy, while the average citizen is left to their own means for personal security.’”

"They might see what is objectively true."

reminder that luigi is innocent and there is bo evidence and yet he is facing the death penalty

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

more menswear guy

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.

I was reading an interview from two years ago about Maus being banned in a few places and this was in.

Art Spiegelman recognizes that trans people are going to be some of the first targets of bullshit and he’s out there speaking up.

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever