I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
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ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
i actually find it really fascinating that there seems to be a subset of people who watch television shows and seemingly can't handle an ounce of conflict or narrative tension or flawed people handling difficult situations imperfectly. how do you guys live like this
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
Have you ever had a black cat?
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I hate the way we as a culture have decided that nursing homes are a failure of family. The insistence that any old relative would do a better job with elder care than a trained professional is so insulting. Most nursing home employees are caring professionals who chose the field. It's a hard job that takes dedication. We should talk about nursing home care as underfunded and under supported, not as a shameful abandonment. It's an important skill set!
I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable
birds that look like fruit <3
so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh
As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"
Asking AI for information is like asking your drunk uncle for information. Usually wrong, definitely untrustworthy, and a little bit racist.
Firefox has an extension that blocks AI Overview on Google. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-CA/firefox/addon/hide-google-ai-overviews/ Another reason to switch to Firefox!
once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
