I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

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4/22

Prime example all over here

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official gimmick post

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

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this post has big naturals!

This post is now 120 degrees!

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

MY POOR POST

I don't see any fish....

YES

Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.

As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.

The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.

We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.

I know I said I would stop reblogging this but literally what the fuck

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I know I snaid I would snop sneebsnogging snis snut sniterally snat the fuck

Crag is scared and confused. Bash with rock?

im not allowed on tumblr anymore, but you can talk to me and find me on the following:

pinterest (i dont have the app yet so i cant create pins sadly): @/mymotherwantsmedead

discord (im rarely online as i can only access it on my computer so im basically just nocturnal on there lol): @/mymotherwantsmedead (display is rowan but stylized i think)

I'll rb this to all my sideblogs

Notes thing!

So I've seen people do this stuff and I figured I'd try it!

Soooo some goals!

200 notes- I'll actually finish writing stuff

300 notes-I'll try harder to fix my sleep schedule

400 notes-I'll try to stay on track with my homework

1000 notes- I'll tell my mom that I'm genderfluid and explain what it is

1100 notes- I'll ask my mom for a binder

1200- I'll show my tumblr posts to my mom X3

thats. probably about it

Sooooo each person can tag five people and leave as many notes as you like!

@pepsi-overdose @h4z311 @kirbythesixth @kirbyhasadhd77 @winnie-likez-starz @th3-r4t-48 @w3r1d0 @imthetruealphahere @aiden-aka-thanos @sleepyezzy @ilikesmut1 @ink-sans0fficial

edit: ITS BEEN 26 MINUTES YALL ARE FAST

Alright then, ill work on writing an elehitch au fic after i do homework thats due the day after tomorrow then! and other stuff when i gots the time

@frankiefridayyy @yippymutt @riverz-pawz @rins-batcave @lil-toastie-boi @flutemaster25 @splatting-stampede ?

@wlovelee @wheezecheese @exclus1v3l0s3r @etherealjellyfishgirl @itsapollothething @ilovewomen--8 @incrediblysleepdeprived @archiesuki @foggyeyezz @failingatlifespectacularly @g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @jekyllandhyde980 @justa-opossum @kalipeach102 @littleboneboyxd @locothewolf @zithergilt @xneolivia @veeisanerd @v1ridi4n :3

^^thats a bit more than five people…

@cheddarcheddarcheezits @whymsie-theautumnprince @n0b0dyukn0w @patiori @bonsai-and-the-suns

bet

time to summon the population of sweden (as ive been told) in moots

@brokenheartedhalo @attackweeb @cheddarcheddarcheezits @floofeh-purpi @swaggysquiddle @jesterthezombie @yoongisjuicebox @just-eat-the-damn-soap @juicyfruitsnaxx @ineedtoespressomydepresso @eatin-bread-n-cryin @aneptunicperson @angry-oil-slick11 @nyxtheghostshifting @rins-batcave @rarityrarely @ririwithrice @ihavenothingoops @unstableunicornsofasgard @ho-ho-homosxual @hazelartz @themuseinthewoods @yippymutt @walmart-the-official @0fficial-america @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @shark-tranny @shroombloom95 @skubble @thatoneghostcosplayer @deadhighloser @allulose-add1ct @purely-puppy-pawz @st4rc3l3st3 @huffing-metal @geooo0o @boughtmender @bastetnyan @irishfry @railway323 @the-taggerrr @chymethefirst + anyone who sees this

what if i did a notes thing uhhh

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2000 notes: i'll tell my anti-furry friend i'm a furry just to get a kick out of them

what if i did a notes thing uhhh

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2000 notes: i'll tell my anti-furry friend i'm a furry just to get a kick out of them

what if i did a notes thing uhhh

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2000 notes: i'll tell my anti-furry friend i'm a furry just to get a kick out of them

what if i did a notes thing uhhh

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2000 notes: i'll tell my anti-furry friend i'm a furry just to get a kick out of them

what if i did a notes thing uhhh

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2000 notes: i'll tell my anti-furry friend i'm a furry just to get a kick out of them

Fellow Hajar I have a question for you all!

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

This is important information for all Hajar to know :3

uh, mine points toward my tail! I don't mind people petting me but I don't like when they pet me against the grain :)

Of course! Every Hajar is unique and every one deserves respect, there are quite a few in our Hajar family which point toward their tail :D always pet with the grain :3

^°^

mine always points north

I want to study you.

Literally. She is a scientist.

oh cool can she study me and find out why my breath is -400°?

33,15 Kelvin? Woah. That’s really cold. I would love to find out. You were always an interesting one!

On the average day i freeze 6 fishies just breathing

It’s a wonder you don’t freeze a giant sphere of water around you!

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

(My money was always on “magic snow that doesn’t melt”.)

mk

*flop*

Okay then, Computer, Analysis!

No! It’s too cold! Hajhaj! We need around 200 Hajar worth of Void Matter, portals everywhere in the machine leading to underwater volcanoes, and double electrons! And make it as many volcanoes as you can, so they don’t cool down!

Okay okay okay okay okay…

Good, the double electrons do their thing, finally I found a use for them.

Okay, good, portals provide warmth. I should have known letting something this cold into the machine is a bad idea.

And the void. Okay, okay, good, it’s circulating properly.

That should be it. Computer! Analysis.

Okay, it is slow and choppy, but it works. That was to expect, given the temperature and the double electrons.

———————————————————

Good, now get out of the machine!

*You are being teleported 10,3 metres away from the machine. You can see Hajhaj collapsing into a pile of Hajar, none of them moving even a bit.*

Okay, you really are an interesting one. Mainly because you seem to be breaking the laws of physics.

So, in your middle there is an item similar to a singularity, but it seems to only absorb energy, be it in the form of moving atoms or radiation. That means that the space around this singularity is always at absolute zero. A few centimetres below your surface is a layer of atoms that moves extremely fast, which negates most of the cold that comes from your core. Your breath does not pass this layer, which is why it only heats up to 33 K. Also, the constant extreme movement creates a magnetic field, which explains your magnetic properties.

Now, I have no idea how the “cold hole” works, or where the energy for the moving atoms comes from. That should not be possible, yet here you are, despite the laws of physics.

would it be helpful to say i was born in a wormhole

No, I know that. I just assumed that wouldn’t make you immune to physics.

interesting

well anyways did you happen to find anything on why i can see the end of the world whenever i see fire. like i catch a glimpse of the sun exploding whenever i catch a glimpse of fire

Fellow Hajar I have a question for you all!

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

This is important information for all Hajar to know :3

uh, mine points toward my tail! I don't mind people petting me but I don't like when they pet me against the grain :)

Of course! Every Hajar is unique and every one deserves respect, there are quite a few in our Hajar family which point toward their tail :D always pet with the grain :3

^°^

mine always points north

I want to study you.

Literally. She is a scientist.

oh cool can she study me and find out why my breath is -400°?

33,15 Kelvin? Woah. That’s really cold. I would love to find out. You were always an interesting one!

On the average day i freeze 6 fishies just breathing

It’s a wonder you don’t freeze a giant sphere of water around you!

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

(My money was always on “magic snow that doesn’t melt”.)

mk

*flop*

Okay then, Computer, Analysis!

No! It’s too cold! Hajhaj! We need around 200 Hajar worth of Void Matter, portals everywhere in the machine leading to underwater volcanoes, and double electrons! And make it as many volcanoes as you can, so they don’t cool down!

Okay okay okay okay okay…

Good, the double electrons do their thing, finally I found a use for them.

Okay, good, portals provide warmth. I should have known letting something this cold into the machine is a bad idea.

And the void. Okay, okay, good, it’s circulating properly.

That should be it. Computer! Analysis.

Okay, it is slow and choppy, but it works. That was to expect, given the temperature and the double electrons.

———————————————————

Good, now get out of the machine!

*You are being teleported 10,3 metres away from the machine. You can see Hajhaj collapsing into a pile of Hajar, none of them moving even a bit.*

Okay, you really are an interesting one. Mainly because you seem to be breaking the laws of physics.

So, in your middle there is an item similar to a singularity, but it seems to only absorb energy, be it in the form of moving atoms or radiation. That means that the space around this singularity is always at absolute zero. A few centimetres below your surface is a layer of atoms that moves extremely fast, which negates most of the cold that comes from your core. Your breath does not pass this layer, which is why it only heats up to 33 K. Also, the constant extreme movement creates a magnetic field, which explains your magnetic properties.

Now, I have no idea how the “cold hole” works, or where the energy for the moving atoms comes from. That should not be possible, yet here you are, despite the laws of physics.

would it be helpful to say i was born in a wormhole

Fellow Hajar I have a question for you all!

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

This is important information for all Hajar to know :3

uh, mine points toward my tail! I don't mind people petting me but I don't like when they pet me against the grain :)

Of course! Every Hajar is unique and every one deserves respect, there are quite a few in our Hajar family which point toward their tail :D always pet with the grain :3

^°^

mine always points north

I want to study you.

Literally. She is a scientist.

oh cool can she study me and find out why my breath is -400°?

33,15 Kelvin? Woah. That’s really cold. I would love to find out. You were always an interesting one!

On the average day i freeze 6 fishies just breathing

It’s a wonder you don’t freeze a giant sphere of water around you!

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

(My money was always on “magic snow that doesn’t melt”.)

mk

*flop*

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side