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Perception is reality.

@wheezecheese / wheezecheese.tumblr.com

She/they/it I go by Jade and R. Vampiric androids with the bodies of angels of death. I'm a writer, so expect a lot of that. Do not ask for donations, I lack the funds for it.

NEW PINNED-INTRO POST

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

I'm Jade*. (but now I have joint custody of my name with the Fae)

Pronouns: she/they/it

I'm asexual and possibly aro, if not biromantic.

Someday the gods I don’t believe in will smite me. Until then, I’ll still be here, writing in ciphers none of you know.

I talk about basically whatever I want.

(Especially writing and Murder Drones)

DNI bigots of any kind, will add whatever other DNIs I deem necessary if I think I need any.

USE THE ASKBOX I'M ALWAYS BORED

DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS, THOUGH. I CANNOT PROVIDE, YOU’RE ONLY WASTING YOUR TIME.

If Peymour Seymour led you to this blog, kill me.

Uhhhhhhhh..... Idk what else to put so..

Have the tags I use:

#Jade's monologuing at the wall - any random post that I don't really know how else to tag.

#Who trusted Jade with a pencil? - my art

#thank you for the ask send more - the rare occasion somebody uses my ask box (please use it, that would make me happy (Just NOT FOR DONATIONS, I CANNOT HELP YOU))

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cuminjuice-deactivated20241202

forget [tumblr] university get ready for [tumblr] elementary school where they teach you the very basic rules of reading comprehension

Original poster deactivated 2’nd of December 2024

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

it appears that there are approximately 14 coins

the coins in question are a South African Rand that weighs 9.5 grams. so 133 grams in total

the the spoon would be weighted more towards the coins, but only by about 10 or 20 grams.

so that potato weighs somewhere from 143 to 153 grams or somewhere in the low 5 oz.

ID. a digital collage. there is a small calculator balanced on its side with the number 30906633 typed into it. balanced across the calculator is a spoon, in the cup of which sits a stack of coins, and the handle of which is stabbed into a potato. the background is a stock image of some money on a white surface, with overlaid text that reads "big things are coming" in all caps repeatedly, covering the entire image. End ID.

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

my horny ass WILL be an engineer and I will make sure of it.

my horny ass WILL

be an engineer and I

will make sure of it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

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evilmario666

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

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average lesbian fucks a robot factoid actually a statistical error. nastya rasputina, who fucks 10000 robots every spyear (space year)-

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mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that i….am….

DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

y’all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

y’all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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How do I get one of those ah, what’s it called, skirts

Pay in cash, then your purchases can't be tracked. Also, anywhere that sells clothes really.

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