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Pinned

ok babes I'm Conrad now. thanks for not mentioning it when I started transitioning and didn't change my name for ~twenty months~

#guess i'll pin this for the edification of the masses. rip furry post but it had its day

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Reblogged edderkopper

memewhore

voidsnout

hold on let me google something

voidsnout

what the fuck

triflesandparsnips

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

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Reblogged shabbytigers

pollen

2025 is the year to get around to it. rub some dirt in the gaping wound of your heart and bare your teeth to your own life

#there can be no experience without suffering

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Reblogged

the-tzimisce

Oh i love eating so much I'm so annoyed about all those huors of the day you have to spend not eating to get to the one s you eat

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ate too much

the-tzimisce

Oh i love eating so much I'm so annoyed about all those huors of the day you have to spend not eating to get to the one s you eat

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Reblogged havingbeenbreathedout

vulpinesaint

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

vulpinesaint

many people having a wonderful time engaging in the act of creation

#hm should i donate blood again

the-tzimisce

I should just go to therapy but I really enjoy how little time I spend explaining "is that like dungeons and dragons?" to someone who also doesn't actually know what dungeons and dragons is

#and also not keeping a go bag in case i think they're calling a wellness check and i need to escape the city without my phone

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me: I'd like to do this thing

person: contact me if you'd like to do the thing!

me: hm, seems interesting...but if I did that they'd know I exist and I'd have to reply to them, so maybe I won't

#hmmmm...wish i could be crushed into my smallest constituent parts and reformed into a wholly new subjectivity!

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Reblogged shabbytigers

taxus-fraud

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

#surrender #or of course renounce any fixed form that can be calcified and form your own gestalt of eternally unfolding primordial chaos #kind of a toss-up really

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Reblogged sybaritick

bedupolker

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

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I made an effort to get the facebook algorithm to show me cats instead of infohazards so it would be less perilous to go on there for SCA stuff and it immediately switched to showing me...pet death memes

#not offensive stuff just unnecessary. and it's been nearly two years since whisper died. but like. go suck my fat cock in hell

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Wisdom says: be strong! Then canst thou bear more joy.

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the world out here is so full of splendors

#and I'm not even looking at them!!!

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ok I begin to tire of this feebleness, when can I do laundry

the-tzimisce

used nasal spray and just sat for like five minutes gazing beatifically into the middle distance reveling in the pure delight of breathing through my nose

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Reblogged roach-works

thingsfittingperfectly

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

humans-areweird

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

#i have this glass and i drink wine from it #in honor of the time i went to zoom therapy while drinking coke from a wine glass and the therapist freaked

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Reblogged edderkopper

sandmandaddy69

#how fucking tall is this guy #wear that on your damn back