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whats chewbin'

@thecranewivesrpf

recently more into genshin actually sorry mcyt nation #2 cynonari & haikaveh shipper (#1 belongs to alejandro and nazeeh respectively) profile pic by もかもん on pixiv ( I love them read their comics/doujins please) banner from genshin impact official youtube channel occasional artist professional oversharer any pronouns EN/日本
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i finally make an intro post

hello!! I am chewbyham, call me chewby or artemis, or a weird silly nickname. anything flies. I am in japan I would love to meet fellow japanese mcyt fans it would be v cool :3

chewbyhamm -> chewbinnit -> chewbyhamm -> fagdykegtws -> falstress -> llau-falstress -> fagdykegtws -> heterosexualgtws -> fagdykegtws -> stresskall-yuri -> thecranewivesrpf

A blinkie with rainbow confetti over a black background, with white text saying "I got married to two trucks by lemon demon" over it. A blinkie with rainbow confetti over a black background, with white text saying "I got married to two trucks by lemon demon" over it.
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my pronouns change pretty often, but whatever's listed in my bio is good!! birdkin, furry and quadrobist. (userboxes by @/feathers-fins-and-fangs!)

(transfem zedaph by @/transfemzedaph)

I will use and call myself slurs untagged, all of my identities contradict that's the entire point

also I don't care what people are doing as long as it can be filtered if people don't want to see it. "btw op is a proshipper" literally could not care less. rpf is okay albert einstein said so

feel free to send art reqs and random stuff into the cool mysterious button box!

this is also an mcyt blog. woah, who would've guessed from the MCYT pfp and banner and intro post body. there will also be shipping! characters only here

#1 enrico fermi fan. i like particle physics and chemistry and the history of the periodic table and fun science in general come talk to me about it if youd like I always want to learn !!! I don't know too much other than the basics and what I've picked up over the years unfortunately

a blinky with a grey background and rainbow blinking edges, and a white (as in hex code #00000, not skin tone) person repeatedly banging the ground in quick succession on the right side with the text "I am so normal about minecraft roleplay" in black text next to it taking up 4/5ths of the box.a blinky with a grey background and rainbow blinking edges, and a white (as in hex code #00000, not skin tone) person repeatedly banging the ground in quick succession on the right side with the text "I am so normal about minecraft roleplay" in black text next to it taking up 4/5ths of the box.
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tag list? list of tags I use? idk

In hindsight I didn't have to include my name and make it fancy or anything

#chewbys art stuff - my art, self explanatory

#chewby writes - writing, done by me

#chewby rambles - unhinged rambles from the depths of my brain, usually written between the hours of 12 and 2am.

#boop - asks! since I don't want to overrun my rambles tag, old tag was just #asks for older asks and also used to be #people pressed the button

#chewby faves - posts that I want to save, mostly stuff I laughed at or cool art

#chewby notes - stuff I wanted to note down, let that be for writing or art

#look at my plushies boy pictures and wip pictures of my mcyt plushies

#chewbys art stuff#chewby writes#chewby rambles#boop#chewby faves#chewby notes#look at my plushies boy#for easy access#flashing tw#for the blinkie thingy#pinned post
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Scott: Do you mind if I join you? Joel: Yeah, sure, fish away.

WHAT???????? who UNTOXIC'd my scottishbeans?????

joel giving scott advice/telling him kill a spider get a fishing rod. "this is the simple life." "you're right, it is, i understand it being simple life now!". joel being scared of the spider and scott comforting him...... this really IS an april fools episode they're GETTING ALONG they're BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER they're CHILLING this is CRAZY

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Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

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phil is phregnant now

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Reblogged aries-of-spades
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being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

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and you can scamper. you can even fucking trot

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tweets by @cablll and @wrenwrabbit that say "don't forget galloping" and "imagine prancing" respectively
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I will persistence hunt all of you with an obsidian spear

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terrible choice of spearhead unless you’re hunting a geologist but ok

#you can force this by doing quadrobics#jumping and prancing and trotting about are my favorite activities while doing quads#also wrist pain and wrist pain and wrist pain and wrist pain and
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i've come to make an announcement. docm77 is a bitchass motherfucker. he killed my fucking horse. that's right, he took his goatass fucking dumb warden machine out and he killed my fucking horse and he said his machine had "80 wardens ready" and I said "that's absurd".

so i'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: docm77, you got a small storage system, its the size of this cottagecore build except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my storage system looks like. that's right baby, all beautiful, no redstone, no overcompensating, look at that it looks like a painting.

he killed my horse so guess what? i'm gonna send him to skyblock. that's right this is what you get, MY SUPER SKYBLOCK SENTENCE. except i'm not just sending you to skyblock, i'm gonna go higher, I'M SENDING YOU TO EXILE SKYBLOCK. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT XISUMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours before the judge's gavel hits the fucking sound block, now get out of my fucking sight, before i increase your sentence again.

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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

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the hunting of joe hills

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by far the funniest series of events ive ever witnessed. i loved this bit so much and im slowly catching up with recent episodes.

"condensed 5 hours of footage"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE HOURS-

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