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Hey, here's my Ao3 profile, it's got some stories here. Like Orion's Body and my short story Middle Fingers.
Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬
Holy shit he fucking killed him bruh
Canada Lugia
beware the vicious aerohonk attack
took this screenshot of megs and very hastily made him transparent. so you can put him in Situations
awh hell nah dawg they put him in the fuckin underground
aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..
[Image description: There are five images, all screenshots of tags and replies on this post. The first is tags in all caps that read, "prev tags?! are you okay?" The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, "me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there's canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic." The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, "prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he's what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??" The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, "prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf." The fifth image is a reply that reads, "mater is a gilf." End description]
[Image ID: It is a wojak meme, showing a man, who has the Wojak face, standing in the corner of a party, while smiling couples dance around him. Above the Couples' heads text reads, "Mater's 49????" And "Gilf Mater." Above the Wojak man's head, Text reads, "They don't know Materfred is the ship name for Mater and Manfred Von Karma" END ID]
[Image ID: A screenshot of a google search of "Manfred Von Karma", showing he's a white haired kinda "has fun being evil" looking man, the first result being his Ace Attorney wiki page. Hes a prosecutor. END ID]
Ace Attorney Heritage Post
i feel like @beemovieerotica would appreciate this
My mind the whole time on this post
This audio just felt so Jax coded to me so in the au it goes
The second one goes in the wild, run my child, run, bite people Song: I was made for lovin' you by Kiss
I keep making the same mistake by paying more attention to colors when could make instead more movement rrrrrRrrRRrr I SWEAR TO GOD I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THEM, RUNNING AWAY, A CROWDED PLACE AND A "BATTLE" IN THE MIDDLE FOR SO LONG *head in hands* It actually isn't even close to what could be, I lack skills and time to take it out of my head XDD
you Waste more energy with your mouth !!
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the implications of this comic are astronomic and too much for me to handle at 10 AM.