mouse rat

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

You see 👀 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏱️🏃‍♂️ so they taste FLAT But Lipton 📦 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler 🌡❄️ slopes… teas that ripen SLOW ⏰️😴 and gain rich FULL flavor ☕️😚 this special flavor ☕️ has made Lipton 📦 America’s 🗽 largest selling tea.

Someone out there used time travel to go back in time and make this tea advertisement extremely tedious to read as a joke no one would get for over 50 years

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

Belgians must be stopped

paranormal investigator but the ghosts are the clients

paranormal investigator functioning as a private detective/odd-jobs-man for the unalive community

it's unglamorous work but someone has to do it. their very first client is a ghost who haunts a high school. the students have turned it into an urban legend that gets blamed for all the blackouts & spooky noises & weird smells. but actually that's just the ancient wiring/hvac systems! ghost wants its name cleared dammit

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

Nico and Bianca Di Angelo.

the cycle of life

Capitalism has run out of people to grind into dust. Now it's coming for your public dollars.

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this

so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

follow me for daily public domain images. yeah yeah shameless plug I know

Persephone hanging out with the puppies at night.

It does, in fact, get better once you turn your brightness up for the first time in years

Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

Memes aside-HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOCOLATE GUY!