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Ted Spankoffski Apologist

@therandomtoad

I hate Ted. He's my favorite character. I think about him constantly. I want to set him on fire.
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Hi, I'm Toad/Toadie and I use all pronouns(I genuinely don't care)

I like to say dumb shit about my hyperfixations. A few that you might hear me talk about are:

-Team Starkid's Hatchetfield Series

-Bojack Horseman(or alternatively Bojangles Hoseface)

-Moral Orel

-Ride the Cyclone

-Heathers

I'll post some art and talk about random shit, so if you find me entertaining, you might want to follow. I make some original posts in between my 60 daily reposts so it'll be somewhat worth it.

Don't bother interacting with me if you're going to be a dick about my interests nor my morals, I'll just block your ass

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Reblogged tripleatechie
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

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how dare you lay this curse upon my home

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you don't frighten me

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Everyone in the notes saying "this is a 10k post to me" "posts that have 100k energy" "posts that are 30k to me" or whatever - alright, fine! Put the fuckin' work in then! You'd better have this queue'd up every day for the next six months! You'd better have all your friends queue'ing it up too!

You want me to suffer?? You want to treat me like my own goddamn bones do??? MAKE AN EFFORT

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Reblogged tripleatechie
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

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how dare you lay this curse upon my home

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you don't frighten me

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Everyone in the notes saying "this is a 10k post to me" "posts that have 100k energy" "posts that are 30k to me" or whatever - alright, fine! Put the fuckin' work in then! You'd better have this queue'd up every day for the next six months! You'd better have all your friends queue'ing it up too!

You want me to suffer?? You want to treat me like my own goddamn bones do??? MAKE AN EFFORT

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I know.. I’m a day late. But I really wanted to draw something in celebration of trans visibility day so decided to draw fanart of Ziggy! Jae hughes is a hugely inspirational creator for me so I wanted to draw something of one of their characters ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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Reblogged hyggefjording
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They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

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