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it's my birthday!🎈
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american maid cafe review
This reminds me of these tweets:
Lots of great ones in that thread
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happy neil banging out the tunes day!
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Mad about politics again
If you sacrifice one, they'll eventually demand another.
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happy glorious 25th of may
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king
puertohurraco
King
shinigamisuit
curiousmorbidity
“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
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Etho catching Bdubs replacing "s" with "sh" and Bdubs reacting the exact same way 2023 vs 2012
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Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.
It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.
To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.
This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.
Join me below, if you would.
you want to read this
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kitty car 🐱
soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!
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I COULD GET NAME BRAND IF I WANTED TO! I JUST PREFER SANDY TOASTER PASTRIES!!!
Today's little guy via @krudman