stiles - my muse, my little bastard

Teen Wolf FanArt: Western AU

for dejabluecircle and their Teen Wolf BL Anthology 

Looks like someone had a really bad day.

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

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post/artist

Effective graphics.

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

OP's mom's fursona

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

Certified Sex Ed Post!

Hi hello! This post is almost 10 years old and there ARE treatments for this. Vaginismus is otherwise known as pelvic hypertonia and it is a MUSCULAR condition that can be caused by many different factors including endometriosis, trauma, chronic UTIs, and connective tissue disorders.

It’s incredibly common! And it can be treated by physiotherapy.

I know this because I’m currently undergoing physio and although it can take months to recover, I’m already seeing improvement. A lot of the pelvic floor exercises are available online, but if you have these symptoms please TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR and see if you can get a physio referral (or investigation for underlying causes like endometriosis).

Also, my additions to posts never get reblogged so a note to my followers: this is SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUE that affects many people and is rarely talked about. Please reblog, and please share this info with as many people as possible.

Pelvic hypertonia/vaginismus is incredibly debilitating and psychologically damaging but it CAN BE TREATED. Spread the word, and you never know who you’ll be throwing a lifeline to.

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

this is awesome

trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)

seeing muppet treasure island on that tumblr's fave list got me listening to this banger on repeat again:

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Not gonna say it again

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

The One With the Spiralizer

“But look, Derek, this is on sale!”

Derek eyed the kitchen gadget Stiles was waving in his face and sighed. “Stiles, we do not need a spiralizer.”

“Sure we do! No kitchen is complete without one!” Stiles pointed to the back of the box. “Look, we can make vegetable spaghetti!”

Derek pushed the box away. “Honestly, I’d be happy if you’d make regular spaghetti once in a while.”

Stiles stuck his tongue out. “Maybe I would if you didn’t insist on having it with homemade tomato sauce that takes twelve hours to cook.”

“Homemade sauce tastes better,” Derek said. “The storebought stuff is just…watered-down ketchup.”

Stiles snorted. “Like you can tell.”

Derek flared his nostrils. “Werewolf. And besides, you said you liked homemade sauce better, too. In fact, I distinctly remember a very specific show of appreciation the first time I used it in lasagna.”

Stiles flushed and the faint scent of arousal hit Derek’s nose.

Derek smirked. “So you do remember.”

“Hey, no fair using your super sniffer against me.” Stiles chucked the spiralizer into the shopping cart. “And besides, that has absolutely nothing to do with this kitchen item that we totally need.”

Derek grabbed it out of the cart and set it back on the shelf. “Stiles, we’re not buying something that makes curly squash. You don’t even like squash.”

“Well, maybe I would like it if I could make it curly!” Stiles grabbed the box again. “And look, I can also use it to make homemade curly fries!”

“I have never, in the seven years we’ve known each other, heard you express a desire to make homemade curly fries.”

Stiles poked him in the chest with the box. “Maybe it’s because I believed it wasn’t possible, Derek. Did you ever think of that?”

Derek rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. “Stiles, we aren’t spending thirty dollars on a spiralizer you are going to use once before it ends up collecting dust in the pantry.”

Stiles looked him dead in the eyes. “Oh, you mean like the one hundred dollars you spent on that Alfred Hitchcock DVD set three years ago that you still haven’t opened?”

“Hey, those movies are classics,” Derek said.

Stiles just raised his eyebrows. “Never. Opened.”

Derek pressed his lips together, counted to ten, and remembered what John had said when Derek had asked him for advice shortly after he and Stiles had started dating.

Be honest with each other, never skip date night, communicate as often as you can, and learn to pick your battles.

This…was probably not a battle worth picking.

Besides, Stiles had a point about the DVDs.

“Put it in the cart,” Derek muttered.

Stiles cheered and kissed Derek on the cheek. “You just wait, dude. I’m going to spiralize the shit out of everything.”

(Derek was wrong. Stiles did not use the spiralizer once before it ended up in the pantry collecting dust.

He used it twice.)

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

don’t try and read this phonetically you’ll have a stroke