it's still really hard to believe that I made it. Even in the pre-op there was a part of me that was convinced that I would have this dick forever and that I'd never be fixed... but I did! I have a vagina now! and a vulva! and even though my pussy is swollen and bruised I almost cry every time I see it because it's so beautiful.

You can make it too. It's doable. It's hard and takes a lot of energy but you can do it. I believe in you.

If anyone ever needs help with bottom surgery, please DM me. If I can help, I will. You'll make it to the finish line. I believe in you.

Due to the number of DMs and the number of people in general on my blog needing help with surgery advice for transfem gender affirming surgeries I've set up a community for transfeminine gender affirming surgery.

Hopefully this can help makes this information a little more accessible for folks who needs help preparing for or recovering from surgery.

https://www.tumblr.com/join/x8EMRiJL

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

Good for her

aw how cute they're just sleipnir on the floor

Sounds like a degree from Columbia, something students pay to attain, is not the long-term guarantee it was once thought to be. Sounds like a good reason to transfer out, not apply there, and never plan to attend. If they can just take your degree away after you've already earned it, what good is it?

And to be clear: this isn't a thing. Serial killers don't get their degrees revoked. War criminals don't get their degrees revoked. This is straight up fascist nonsense that makes a degree from this institution categorically a bad investment.

it took years of investigations, inquiries, and debates to revoke the degree of Jan Hendrik Schön, a man who spent years climbing to the top of the scientific community by publishing fraudulent papers in major journals and claiming he had revolutionized the field of organic chemistry/engineering, sending out fraudulent data and lying to fellow scientists and hurting countless people along the way, and the scientific community is still somewhat split on weather or not revoking his degree was an acceptable thing to do, given that there was no evidence of fraud in the work he did for that degree specifically, despite the fraud later in his career. If a university is willing to revoke their students degrees over protests, then that university has made clear their degrees are functionally worthless, and demonstrate no capability other then an ability to appeal to authority.

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

if Walton Goggins was a puppyboy he’d be Walton doggins

none of you ever fucking believed in me

Love Bailey and Brenna Jordan

In this fucked up economy you can't even pay for pizza with sex anymore. They're all like, "Man I've got rent to pay" and "Look I'm flattered but I have to pay out of pocket for this and I'm already behind on my student loans."

You ask a plumber if he'll inspect your plumbing and show you how he polishes his pipe and he doesn't even whip it out anymore, he starts talking to you about labor shortages and the union's increasingly tense contract disputes. It's terrible

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

this is my aesthetic:

Tips if u wanna start a tumblr blog:

I love her

Give a boy a girlfriend he’s happy for a day

Turn a boy into a girlfriend she’s happy for life

BOOBS-HAVERS. PLEASE ANSWER:

@official-boob-posts

I lead a strictly no bra household

it only goes on if I’m leaving, and even then maybe not

Important question that came up in vc last night: You're a vampire that has, by happenstance, ended up prowling the streets of Berlin in the early 1940s. You don't speak German and are otherwise unaware of the War. Nevertheless, you are killing Nazis en masse.