silly

goofy

official fish post

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

Vote with your heart not with your pussy

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

Finally someone who gets me

official boob post

coming from someone who used to sweat buckets over saving and spending 45 bucks on a new video game as a teenager i cannot fucking believe nintendo has the audacity to charge 90 (ninety) (as many as nine tens, and that’s terrible) mother fucking dollars for their new games. if i had a 90 dollar game on my christmas list as a kid my mom would have broken me in half