Labor is promising to stop price gouging because of Greens pressure.

Greens tried to make price gouging illegal last year. Labor voted it down because they don't want to make it look like Greens pressure works, but they've realised the only way to win the election is to adopt Greens policies because Greens policies actually tackle the cost of living.

Voting for the Greens isn't a waste of time. It's vital for a better government that puts people before profit and it WORKS.

this is how I would be commenting everywhere if I was a 37yo bald man

GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

LMAO DEVASTATING

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

you are fucking died. game oval.

they hate each other.

hey bestie you forgot the poll

oh sorry

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

I think one of my favourite Types of Guy on this site are people who have the name of a character from a piece of popular media as their handle – not even a variant or misspelling, they managed to snag the name straight up – and a picture of that character for an avatar, but they never post about the media that character is from. Just fucking Vriska Serket rolling up in your notes with opinions about cheese.

actually I'm here to make people look at yuri

guy with 60hz monitor: i am enjoying playing this game

guy with 240hz monitor: Honestly if you were to conceive of the most efficient possible torture in terms of purely causing agony for as long as possible and also have your firstborn son killed in front of you during the torture it would not even be a tenth as bad as playing a game at 60 fps

Guy with a laptop: Yeah I'm happy if it runs at 20 fps

"These are my emotional support 18 frames per second" are legitimate words that have come out of my mouth. In the last few years.

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me

Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

happies

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

ALL OF THEM