Reblogged miniimoose
theywontletmebeprincipal
call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
theywontletmebeprincipal
Reblogged goodmorningawfulbye
when cat
so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
Reblogged goodmorningawfulbye
im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
Reblogged
had to get this out of my system it was too powerful
(id in alt)
[ID copied from alt: A digital comic of Jon and Martin. Martin is a fat white man with short hair, freckles, and a scruffy beard and he is wearing round glasses and a t-shirt. Jon is a thin Arab man with long curly dark hair and a full beard and scars all over his face, and he is wearing half-moon glasses, a coat, sweater, trousers and shoes. Jon is draped across Martin's lap, gently holding his face, as Martin rests one hand over Jon's and the other holds his back. Jon: Mahtin, I would DIE for you Martin: I don't want you to die, though? Jon, after a pause: WHY. End ID.]
