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t(he)y, 22; 18+ suggested. Quench my thirst & buy me a coffee

A douyin showing some of the inside of an immersive theatre/game park in Changchun, Jilin province, China (长春莲花岛影视休闲文化园/Changchun Lianhua Island Filming and Leisure Culture Park). The inside of the park is themed after the republican era (1912-1949) culture and clothing in China and includes shops and restaurants as well as there being a twice a day interactive detective drama.

Prices (because I was curious):

Entrance fee for the park: 30 RMB/Adult (Free for children under 1.2m + seniors over 65) (~5 USD)

Entrance fee + the interactive detective drama package: 399 RMB/adult (~ 63 USD)

English added by me :)

korean: “back when tigers used to smoke” (호랑이 담배 피우던 시절에) [x]

czech: “beyond seven mountain ranges, beyond seven rivers” (za sedmero horami a sedmero řekami)

georgian: “there was, and there was not, there was…” (იყო და არა იყო რა, იყო…)

hausa: “a story, a story. let it go, let it come.” [x]

romanian: “there once was, (as never before)… because if there wasn’t, it wouldn’t have been to told” (A fost odată, ca niciodată că dacă n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar mai povesti…)

lithuanian: “beyond nine seas, beyond nine lagoons: (už devynių jūrų, už devynių marių)

catalan: “see it here that in that time in which beasts spoke and people were silent…” (vet aquí que en aquell temps que les bèsties parlaven i les persones callaven…) [x]

turkish: “Once there was, and once there wasn’t. In the long-distant days of yore, when haystacks winnowed sieves, when genies played jereed in the old bathhouse, [when] fleas were barbers, [when] camels were town criers, [and when] I softly rocked my baby grandmother to sleep in her creaking cradle, there was/lived, in an exotic land, far, far away, a/an…* (Bir varmış, bir yokmuş. Evvel zaman içinde, kalbur saman içinde, cinler cirit oynar iken eski hamam içinde, pireler berber [iken], develer tellal [iken], ben ninemin beşiğini tıngır mıngır sallar iken, uzak diyarların birinde…)

Creative & DIY

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autumnthejokerat

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

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verysorrytobother

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

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flynnanimal

WITCHCRAFT!!!

i truly cannot believe someone accused mitski of keeping them as a child sex slave (that her dad BOUGHT FOR HER AS A HS GRADUATION GIFT) in her SUNY purchase dorm as like a 19 year old and not only did y’all buy that shit but also had the fucking nerve to lecture people for “celebrity worship” as though this moderately famous indie singer was kylie jenner or something all the while said person keep creating a more and more fucking ridiculous story which included a claim of suffering from stroke-level brain damage and memory loss from being pistol whipped and assassination attempts from their family members AND working with the FBI to expose their parents.....and then deleted and y’all were like “well leave them alone this is a normal response to some other trauma” ???????????????????????

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mr-downer
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mean-cannibals

dark hannibal show me the—

wait never mind dark hannibal is just regular hannibal

light hannibal show me the safe and legal psychiatric practices

Hannibal: Will, this job is causing you anxiety and emotional distress. I do not recommend you return to the field. Hannibal: Will, you seem to be suffering from some sort of illness. Please get a second opinion from a doctor you trust. Hannibal: Will. Will i love you. Please notice me. Oh my this is unethical. I will no longer treat you. Now we should date. Hannibal: Also, maybe don’t eat that.

I love that light Hannibal is still a cannibal

hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn't necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i'll come willingly if you just ask

#not me!! i demand theatrics!!! dress me in white lace and chain me to an altar!!! prove to me romance isnt dead!!!!!

Soulmate au in the vein of the ones where you’re born with a tattoo of the first words your true love says to you except instead of that every innie bellybutton has an outie nipple that fits perfectly inside it ☺️☺️

Cinderella was based on this 

Soulmate au in the vein of the ones where you’re born with a tattoo of the first words your true love says to you except instead of that every innie bellybutton has an outie nipple that fits perfectly inside it ☺️☺️

I think the funniest thing about Riverdale is that every problem from the murder investigation plotline, to Archie attempting to get over his stage fright and play in the talent show, is treated with the exact same amount of weight and narrative importance, resulting in the funniest show in the world

these are two plotlines in the same episode by the way

The more I learn about riverdale, the less I’m convinced it’s a real show.

While we’re on that note: In one episode a girl tries to kill herself by breaking through the ice in a frozen lake, Archie saves her, and they bring her home, then they leave her unattended because Archie was going to play a song in the talent show. So while the girl who just tried killing herself was unattended, she decided to burn her house down. And that’s how season 1 ended.

to be fair this could also happen in a real show

cheryl funny moments

"archie saves her" is the funniest way to describe archie just punching the ice with his fucking bare ass knuckles like the end of resident evil 5

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clownsblogging-deactivated20200

Also the actor actually broke his hand punching the ice

he what

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bering-strait-deactivated202005

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

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bering-strait-deactivated202005

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

highkey don’t wanna jinx it but i thiiiiink i might’ve landed this role in a podcast 

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