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you can see Grim is a little anxious at first (licking lips and spiked fur) because she doesn’t know what the baby wants, but she purrs heavily the entire time and patiently allows herself to be manhandled

Grim has such strong mothering instincts, which makes me curious to see how she'll treat the new kitten in May!

when she and Pangur were introduced, she immediately established herself as the parent (even though they were both 4 month old kittens), and started dragging Pangur about by the scruff of the neck. I remember hearing Pangur whining, and rushing to see what was happening, only to find Grim pulling her up a set of stairs one by one.

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

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Project D1VA: Hatsune Miku

Model number: CV01

Serial number: 2ELA6839HM0039

Date of origin: 11/3/22

Current status: unknown

YAYYYY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAYYAYAAYYAAYYAAYAYAY !!! I decided to redraw my first ever Mecha Miku :3

Original under the cut!

Dysphoria is stupid. "I need fat boobs for mental health" sounds like a gooner meme but it's literally how it works. I got big knockers and suddenly I didn't want to kill myself anymore. Simple as

I'm part of a wood carving club and there are a lot of dads who are dripping with adhd/autism vibes who's special interest is wood carving. One of the master skill level carvers who we'll call... Jim was working on a figure of a super heroine, who was frankly outrageously bodacious. Several women in the club are uncomfortable with this. They tell me they wish he wouldn't carve stuff like that at the club. This is understandable. I felt a bit uneasy too. I ask if they told him, and they say no.

This goes on for months. He's at a point where he's carving the folds of her skin tight suit. It's shockingly impressive. A real Giovanni Strazza with wood here. Many of the women in the club, (also boomers) have stopped talking to him because they're offended.

One afternoon I see a woman we'll call Karen approach him and have this conversation Her: Wow that is really starting to look like actual fabric. Him: Thanks! It's been a really fun challenge. Her: I bet! She sure is - a lot- huh? Him: Yeah a lot of these comic book characters are really outrageously proportioned! Her: They really are! You know, when I was carving a sign that was political in a way i knew would offend some people here, I just felt so much more comfortable carving it at home. Him: *nodding* Her: Okay? Him: Yeah I get that. Her: Yeah. Okay. Good luck with her!" *she walks off and he looks a little confused.* Next week at the meet up Jims working on it again and Karen's furious. Says to me "He said he wouldn't bring it back! So RUDE." So I go up to him and we have this conversation. Me: Hey Jim Him: Hey Neala Me: Some of the ladies around here are feeling a little uncomfortable with the figure you're carving because of her massive cartoon titties. Him: Ah shit, really? I thought they just thought it was funny. Me: Yeah folks laugh a lot when they're uncomfortable and trying to hide it. Him: Mm, yeah and I can never tell which laugh is which. Me: Me either Him: Well I won't work on this here anymore. I have other projects to do. Me: Hey thanks! I wanna see it when you're done tho so take a pic for me, okay? Him: Haha sure! I go sit down. Karen is shocked. Jim puts the figure away and works on a carving of a crane instead. He is not upset.

A week later I over hear Karen telling her friend I screamed at Jim last week.

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. Se could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.”

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