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Reblogged heraldofultimateness
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.
mr cybersmith sir, I’m a huge fan of your work
Oh, thanks! I mostly post my co9king/baking stuff on X now, but here is a lovely toad-in-the-hole I made recently...
...and here is a lovely loaf of seeded honey-bread I made this weekend, and finished off today!
Reblogged heraldofultimateness
actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032
Reblogged trufflesmushroom
Anonymous asked:
wait whats horrible
i live in the united states of america
Reblogged unfamiliarroe
new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency, live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you
stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault
Reblogged karshmallow
i need everyone to know that community is what will save us all in every single way imaginable. you forming a bond with your neighbour or coworker might help them move house or feel less alone or have the courage to leave an unhealthy living environment. you helping a stranger might provide them with hope. in turn, being able to lean on your community in times of need will save you. your broader bonds with your community are the revolution we need. our society seeks to divide and separate us in so many ways but we are all so much more united in our struggles and joys than you are made to believe. we need to hold onto each other very tightly.
Reblogged mysticcowboygod
the 24 hours after election day they should give you access to every substance in the world and also a stick to beat people with
Reblogged billciipher
moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you
