@tsunamiscale / tsunamiscale.tumblr.com
petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was
we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
What the fuck is whump
Don't worry about it kitten
Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
please watch my favorite game changer clip ever
I wasn't gonna watch, but then I saw the image below the vid and I had to know. I'm so glad I did.
every so often mr iron walks into mr hearts' fucked up gorey mad science chambers because it's trying to get happles to pay for the sawblades it "borrows" for its nefarious experiments and every single time without fail happles sees iron walk through the door and drops the freshly-extracted organs it was holding so blood splatters seductively all over its robe (this effect is ruined because it exclusively wears red) and happles is like oh clumsy me teehee and it slowly and teasingly takes off its cloak and gratuitously bends down to pick everything up and the whole time iron stands completely motionless in the doorway and without a word (as is typical) it holds up a sign that says YOU OWE ME MONEY. and happles sways its hips and presses a hand to its chest and fluffs up its fur so it looks particularly voluptuous and its like oh im so sorry... i'm afraid i've pulled a wines and left my wallet in my other cloak... perhaps there's some other way i could satisfy you... and then iron hands it a receipt for fifty thousand echoes. and happles is like oh you sly charmer. you handsome beast. you're always so forceful. and iron slowly raises a knife. and happles huffs and signs its name without complaint. and then iron turns to leave and happles is like are you really sure you don't have any frustrations to vent out??? you must be so pent up... i can relieve you... and iron turns around to hand happles a single sign before leaving for good. and happles looks down. and the sign says YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT. and happles sighs with enough concentrated lust to make even the most passionate freaks kneel before its power. and then mr pages walks by and sees happles stark naked in full view of the rest of the bazaar and pages, being pages, shrieks like a banshee about the scandal
thank you @thegreatyin for making me open flight rising again
twitch dragon looks really goofy. help. why is the necktie so high up. a dragon doesn't need this many clothes
& there was nothing for grace dragon to wear so i made his reflection instead<3 regular grace & twitch without 200 layers under the cut
this was all just a social experiment to see who on FL tumblr does/does not have a flight rising account
you win. i have one. everyone should add me on FR i will send you fun and cool items
it comes with the caveat that every package comes with a horrible vase. if you want to accept the package you have to adopt it
@the-dye-stained-socialite sheer commitment to the bit (the bit is annoying my friends forever<3) (also i have spent thousands on them)
Okay i'm joining in with @thegreatyin 's flondon oc dragon designs, which has made me open up my account for the first time in uh. a long time
so, here's the trio!
some assorted rories!!
and then clothing:
wig
the fuckin. blond hair on the last one is killing me akdkfkgh
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
All of my gummy shark foods in one place <3
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
