save me demon king of salvation.... demon king of salvation save me.....

NOT LIKE THAT DEMON KING OF SALVATION

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

washing machine

local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

i am not making it into the monastery

[ID: my hand holding a ceramic mug as described; most of the birds in the pattern are grey-feathered, but one is red-feathered /end ID]

A mug with a lid AND a tea filter AND cranes AND it was half off??! Buddha himself would have bought this mug. You did right.

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2007: what if a robot was sleek and digital and from the future. and she could sing

2025: what if a robot was scuffed up and had exposed wire & hanging cables with outdated technology and connection port types that have fallen out of popular use. and she could sing

everyone in the tags SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

adachi rei

Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it

June 5th can't come fast enough

scenery bathed in the April spring light in china (cr 是陈同学啊)

youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

im glad other people could relate to this experience. its really annoying because its like everybody expects you to be online all the time in order to understand every reference, but sometimes you need to log off and use your special glue that lets you walk up and down anything

I missed theeemmm...

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This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

Guy who says "what are you going to do about it?" when talking about things that don't require any sort of response. "I took the bus to work today. What are you going to do about it?" "I had a salad for lunch. What are you going to do about it?"

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

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