If you’re going to be cast as the Devil, at least choose your own horns

If you’re going to

be cast as the Devil, at

least choose your own horns

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

Supernatural 3x13 “Ghostfacers” ┃ original air date: April 24, 2008

Distinct from fine art, it’s also about avoiding developing the skill of written composition (forget vocab, spelling, grammar, appropriate word choice, proof-reading), it’s about avoiding developing any ability to express yourself, and failing to develop reading comprehension (if you plug something into it, asking for a summary). It’s just about being lazy and incompetent, and insisting that laziness and incompetence is fine, actually.

we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

I'm playing correspondence chess with my brother and don't feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote "move against brother" in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.

#AncientPrinceProblems

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

Fandom friendship is:

Sending voice recordings back and forth across the country with a friend you’ve never met in person.

Being able to send pics of your fandom fave with concise, inspiring messages like “must. Bite. Neck.”

Brainstorming fics you know neither of you will ever write.

The way months or years of talking about your favorite shows and characters turns into knowing their partner’s name, what their pet looks like, and being the person they message when their family is being shit again.

The way you never thought about a character in a certain way until you met them, and now you’re obsessed with their personal headcanon about it.

Hyping each other’s art, writing, etc.

Talking about your “friend from Australia” to irl friends and family.

Feeling proud when their posts get big notes.

Realizing you’ve been talking for ages but uh actually you have no idea what their name is?

The comfort of being at a stressful family gathering or other annoying situation and knowing the friends in your phone will be waiting when you get done with it.

am i allowed to say that jean’s attitude with the press and paparazzi throughout his career will literally be cillian murphy everytime he’s forced to do a press tour? the eye roll, complete poker face, giving away nothing, accidentally being sassy with everyone. there’s going to be a youtube video titled “jean-yves moreau serving cunt in press interviews for 15 minutes straight ft. neil josten being insufferable and kevin day dying inside”

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

my observation from 2 months of kittens

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

still amazed that like. 7 years later. this post is still going. it gets like 5-12 notes a day

it’s a heritage post, is what it is.