Aliit ori'shya tal'din

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

california rent is so bad i had to move into the giant spider crab tank at the monterey bay aquarium

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

do you think prev is older or younger than you?

MY ANACONDA-

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

June 5th can't come fast enough

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

One of my mutuals asked about this a while ago