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it'll be weird for a while. bad even. but you got friends. keep em close! try to stay positive and try not to die from the insufferable cringe we'll be subjected to in the coming months.
also, and im sorry, but its most definitely over. unless you believe in miracles on a biblical scale, the cope you might see about the votes left uncounted wont be enough. be brave, and rely on those close to you when its hard.
good night, mrowr
When I used to play widowmaker in overwatch id put some bait in the chat like "why are they called light savers if they don't save any light?"
You'd see a bunch of people stop to type and I could take them out one by one. Easy wins
prototype arceus! shimmering like starlight
one day elons gonna go on a coke binge & get in a twitter meltdown so bad he replaces the entire website w/ his dick & butthole & then get into a shitton of legal trouble cuz twitter has <18 ppl & it is a felony to knowingly expose children to pornography- and in the post-ballsack pic meltdown would fumble over his words so bad he would post some shit abt how 'pedophilia is good' & 'all of the ppl complaining are just liberal snowflakes' in attempt to defend himself, and then you would have all the musk boys talking about how he owns the site and can do what he wants with it because its a #free country & then we r gonna have tumblr liberals discoursing abt #muskpenis and weather or not its puritanical to say he shouldnt replace the site with a photo of his full uncensored asshole & the next time i go onto un-signed-in youtube im gonna see a 53 minute long video essay -w/ a posterized edit of elons face w/ like a black censor bar over his eyes as the thumbnail- talking about penis shame & male loneliness as if his circumsized 3 3/4ths in flacid 4 1/2 in erect musker is in any way the issue here
A chart of the proposed Formogenetic tree of pre-typing pokemon forms, including the now extinct basal unown "period" form and Arceus's theoretical origin form
You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?
I just found the greatest thing.
This is a canary resuscitator.
When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.
By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.
Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!
Union watches out for its members.
I like it when I hear folklore about giants in my hometown in Mexico because it gets syncretized with Catholism alot so it basically makes hiking in the countryside and seeing a particularly cool rock formation feel like I'm looking at some kinda angel corpse that got petrified
There's a radius of small towns around Los Angeles that are just like that
I like it when I hear folklore about giants in my hometown in Mexico because it gets syncretized with Catholism alot so it basically makes hiking in the countryside and seeing a particularly cool rock formation feel like I'm looking at some kinda angel corpse that got petrified
There's a radius of small towns around Los Angeles that are just like that
It is once again Fidough Friday (ft. Sprigatito)
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*tutorial voice*
I see you have encountered your first gimmick blog, official Pokemon tumblr account. A gimmick blog is an account that does one very specific thing. The gimmick blog you have encountered is of the detector type. This means it reblogs random posts, and checks to see if it has a specific thing. It reblogs the post with an image, containing the thing the blog is detecting, with a check mark over it if it has the thing it is searching for, and an x or crossed out circle over it if it does not. This specific blog searches for Bronzong. This post does not have Bronzong, so the account replied with a crossed out image of it.
Will this appease the gimmick blog?
Not this one.
Let me introduce my big fat rat!
He’s a brown rex rat with a curly mustache
I found him on PetFinder last July and drove 12 hours to adopt him from Virginia
He has eaten almost every edible ocean animal
I think those are the most important points
He is a wonderful creature that gives me joy every time I look at him and I made this blog so he can do that for you too :)
