every now and then i think about emma sen and aim and it makes me shake my head. hm what should i name these two characters whose primary purpose is to carry a message. oh i know. the most unserious book on the planet. eager for watt sap to make their debut in alecto the ninth

Oh my God it's fucking MSN why did it take me until right now

A thought. We’re all fantasizing about Harrow resurrecting Gideon, and it being very sweet and romantic and loving… but Harrow’s not the one who’s been studying resurrection theory.

Ianthe’s been studying resurrection theory.

Imagine if Ianthe is the one who brings back Gideon. Imagine if they have to rely on the second least trustworthy, second most dishonest, and absolute most conniving character in the series to get their happy ending. They’d never be able to trust it! Harrow would spend every day for the rest of their lives checking Gideon to make sure Ianthe didn’t do something horrible when Harrow wasn’t looking, Gideon would never be able to feel at peace with her body. And the worst part is that Ianthe wouldn’t even have to DO anything to make them paranoid for decades! And she’d think it was hilarious.

Ianthe is the kind of girl who would consider all the shady things she could do to freak them out and then do nothing but what they want, only because she knows it will make them paranoid.

This man can Know everything, except his own labels 💚

A little ace day comic that hit me this morning (after I just told myself I'd chill tf out, but what can you do).

Also have another fic for @jonmartinweek today! Jon is an ace king and he has my whole ass heart

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64438873

Thank you to this community for helping me find my own labels. I am too old to be finding this shit out now, but it's better than never finding out at all.

"I am too old to be finding this shit out now, but it's better than never finding out at all."

happy asexual awareness day to jon archivist and at least 50% of all tma fans

@maddie-s-archive looking at you.

evolution should try makinf a human body that works

if evolution wont do it i will. someone get me a lab coat and a forged medical license, stat.

Someone should do Clue (film, 1985) as a Danganronpa-pastiche visual novel.

At the end there's a cameo from Harry du Bois to declare the communism was just a red herring.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

Seems like that movie...

Really made a splash 😎

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

On my way to therapy while listening to magnus protocoll

Wonder why i need therapy

I think we should throw a party for 999 days of Alectopause

I think chat gpt is as lame as the next guy but it is really funny to see the anti-ai crowd rally to defend the sanctity and necessity of the human soul in the creation of work emails

If you're receiving AI written emails from me, you A) earned it, B) aren't going to read it anyway, and C) need to get better at reading comprehension because I have already sent it to you at least twice and have run out of ways to say it that don't start with LISTEN HERE BITCH,

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

And you and y- ow not me wtf

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

Mood. I usually Like and Reblog, but not this time

Just reblogging

must reblog only its so annoying nto liking but ill do it

only reblogging

Had to unlike lolll

If you’re aphobic/Acephobic and/or exclude anyone on the spectrum, get off my blog. I’m a proud demisexual, and I will not tolerate asexual (OR ANY) exclusionists. (That’s a word now).

What if I think all asexuals besides me deserve to be in LGBTQ+ spaces