If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it
“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?”
love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??
anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.
I couldn’t choose a color palette 😅✨🌙🌺💖
dream of freedom, ivana źivić, oil on canvas
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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
Dutch longsword fencer Tosca Beuming
Photographed by Martin Philippo and Andress Kools
Bylazstibian Imperial Knight
guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.