'Til I Became Like The Wolves That I Fought

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I fucking hate my art history class. It romanticized all of this so much. She kept calling him Seth which is wrong. She got the creation myth wrong. She said that Akhenatan was healthy and it was all just syle. She said that Nefertiti could have been him in drag. She’s just awful. She also said scarabs eat flesh. They don’t. They roll balls of poop across the desert.

Loosening his tie upon returning home from a long day of work, local insurance adjuster Patrick Wandel informed reporters Tuesday of his intention to relax and take the edge off with a decades-long slide into alcoholism. “I busted my ass today, and now I just want to take a load off and kick back with a slow, crippling 30-year descent into alcohol addiction,” Wandel said as he sank comfortably into his sofa and the beginnings of a struggle that will one day culminate in a diagnosis of early-onset liver disease.

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theres no such thing as a non abusive relationship

listen to me.. you need to cut off everyone. they are all toxic. you need to live in total isolation

i do think we need to start treating spraying harmless "weeds" in your lawn as utterly absurd princess and the pea level of obsession with needing the world to revolve around your every whim, like.

Okay a flower grew out of the ground outside and you can't cope with it. Do you need to sleep on thirty feather beds as well

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

Still not over the fucking brown and black stripes to represent people of colour... what the fuck even

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

bruh

Rape is way worse than murder. Even murder can be justified in many instances but rape is never committed by mistake or unconsciously. There is no excuse for rape. It's the most normalized misogynist crime. All rapist m3n deserve a brutal painful d 3 a th

also, male rape victims deserve no sympathy. i'm totally serious.

Wait, victims? Why?

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🐍 A hand-book to the game-birds London: E. Lloyd, 1896-1897.