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Warden Parker

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Constance. She/Her. mid30s. 18+ Content fanfic writer. NO MINORS! So many fandoms. This is where my brain explodes. WardenParker on AO3. Buy Me a Coffee at https://ko-fi.com/wardenparker
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Pedro Pascal Characters, My Beloveds:

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Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales Triple Frontier

The Alewife Soulmate AU

“Together” Universe (Frankie x female Reader x Benny Miller): Better Together** Taking Care Together Waking Up Together** Celebrating Together** Together for Christmas

Flyboy**

Full Moon Fury** (Spooktober 2022)

Better Than a Date** (Frankie x reader x Santiago Garcia)

“I have no idea what you just said to me.” (Santi x reader x Frankie microfic)

Three’s Company, pt 1** (Joel x reader x Frankie) Three’s Company, pt 2**

Hurry Home** (Frankie x reader x Santiago Garcia)

The Stars Re-Align, part 1 The Stars Re-Align, part 2 The Stars Re-Align, part 3**

Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas (Christmas 2024)

Frankie and Maggie Miller: Beach House Gone Fishin’

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Marcus Pike The Mentalist

Ménage à Trois** (Marcus Pike x f!reader x modern!Oberyn Martell)

Sexus, Ars, Amor (Marcus Pike x f!reader x Ezra)

More Than Mistletoe** (Christmas fic!)

Starting Over

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating Your Ex: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3** Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7** Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Epilogue

Mother Knows Best**

First Christmas**

Hummingbird Has Landed (soulmate au): Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8** Chapter 9** Chapter 10 Chapter 11** Chapter 12** (explicit for complications of childbirth) Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15** Chapter 16 Chapter 17** Chapter 18 Epilogue

I’m Yours: (on hiatus) Prologue: Mondays Suck Chapter 1: Two Terrible Ideas Chapter 2: More Evil Than Genius

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Agent Whiskey Kingsman: Golden Circle

A Second Chance at Love** A Second Chance at Love pt 2** A Second Chance at Life** (Jack Daniels x reader/Zach Wellison x f!OC)

Bad Moon Rising: pt 1** (Spooktober 2021) Bad Moon Rising: pt 2** (Spooktober 2021)

You, Me & Mexico**

Ghostly Touch** (Spooktober 2022)

Down the Rabbit Hole Soulmate AU

Win a Date with Javi G, pt 1 Win a Date with Javi G, pt 2**

New Year’s Surprise**

“Wait! Please don’t go!”/”There is no ‘us’.” (microfic) “Put me down!”/”Should we make it official?” (microfic, sequel to above)

A Night to Remember, part 1 (Titanic AU) A Night to Remember, part 2** A Night to Remember, part 3**

American as Apple Pie**

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Oberyn Martell Game of Thrones

Ménage à Trois** (Marcus Pike x f!reader x modern!Oberyn Martell)

From Dorne, with Love (modern!Oberyn x female reader) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3** Part 4** Part 5 Part 6 Epilogue

The Viper’s Bride soulmate au (Oberyn x reader x Ellaria x male OC) Chapter 1** Chapter 2** Chapter 3** (Explicit for violence) Chapter 4** Chapter 5** Chapter 6** Chapter 7** Chapter 8** Chapter 9** Chapter 10** Chapter 11 Chapter 12** Chapter 13 Chapter 14** Chapter 15 Chapter 16** Epilogue

“Put me down!” microfic

Mysterious Masquerade, part 1 (Spooktober 2024) Mysterious Masquerade, part 2

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Javier Peña Narcos

The Meeting Place (Javier Peña x reader x Steve Murphy x Connie Murphy)

Broken Road 

“There is no us.” (microfic)

If You Were Mine, pt. 1 If You Were Mine, pt. 2**

Night of the Living Wish** (Spooktober 2023)

“Should we make it official?” (microfic)

Bones Full of Words (soulmate au featuring plus size reader) Chapter 1** Chapter 2** Chapter 3** Chapter 4** Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8** (Explicit for violence) Chapter 9**  (Explicit for violence) Chapter 10** (Explicit for violence) Chapter 11** Chapter 12 Epilogue

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Marcus Moreno We Can Be Heroes

Wish You Were Here Soulmate AU

The Date**

What are you doing here? (microfic)

What Happens in Vegas, part 1** What Happens in Vegas, part 2**

“I’ll protect you.” (microfic)

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Ezra Prospect

Sexus, Ars, Amor (Marcus Pike x f!reader x Ezra)

Louder (microfic)

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Dave York Equalizer 2

Table for Four** (Dave York x Carol York x f!reader x Quinn McKenna) Couch for Four 

Killer Writing Soulmate AU (Dave York x plus size reader)

“I don’t know how much longer I can do this.” (microfic)

Countdown to a Kiss

It Had to Be You

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Zach Wellison Brothers and Sisters

Once Upon a Time... (Zach Wellison x plus size reader)

A Second Chance at Life** (Jack Daniels x reader/Zach Wellison x f!OC)

In the Still of the Night (soulmate au) Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3** Chapter 4** Chapter 5** Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Epilogue

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Dieter Bravo The Bubble

You’re So Vain Soulmate AU

Surprising Reunions, pt 1** (Joel x Dieter x reader) Surprising Reunions, pt 2**

Bright Lights & Broken Dreams, pt 1** Bright Lights & Broken Dreams, pt 2** Bright Lights & Broken Dreams, pt 3**

Sweet Temptation**

Red Lipstick** (Spooktober 2023)

“I’m not getting you coffee, your order is ridiculous.” (microfic)

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Pero Tovar The Great Wall

Sassenach and the Spaniard Soulmate AU: Chapter 1 Chapter 2** (E for references to assault) Chapter 3** (E for references to assault and violence) Chapter 4** Chapter 5** Chapter 6** Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9** Chapter 10** (E for violence) Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13** Chapter 14** Epilogue

“Does no one here know how to knock?” (microfic)

Baked in Soulmates** (Spooktober 2024)

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Max Phillips Bloodsucking Bastards

Close Encounters of the Toothy Kind** (Spooktober 2022)

Vampire Waltz Soulmate AU: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8** Chapter 9 Chapter 10** (Explicit for violence) Chapter 11 Chapter 12** Chapter 13** Chapter 14 Chapter 15** Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Epilogue

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Javi Gutierrez The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Redbox Romance** (Spooktober 2022)

Win a Date with Javi G, pt 1 Win a Date with Javi G, pt 2**

The King’s Queen (Royalty AU): (on hiatus) Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8** Chapter 9

“Wait! Please don’t leave!” (Regency au microfic)

“I’ll protect you.” (microfic)

The Unbearable Weight of Perfection (soulmate AU): Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4** Chapter 5**

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Joel Miller The Last of Us

“For” Series: For Pleasure** For Her For Protection** For Valentine’s Day**

“I thought you loved forehead kisses.”/”Put me down.” (microfic)

Surprising Reunions, pt 1** (Joel x Dieter x reader) Surprising Reunions, pt 2** Three’s Company, pt 1** (Joel x reader x Frankie) Three’s Company, pt 2**

Next to Normal, pt 1** (Explicit for references to violence) Next to Normal, pt 2** Next to Normal, pt 3**  (Explicit for references to violence)

“Put me down.” (microfic)

At the Ballet

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Detective Tim Rockford Merge Mansion

“You brought me flowers?” (microfic)

Private Dick**

“Wait! Please don’t leave!” (microfic) “I thought you loved forehead kisses.” (microfic, sequel to above)

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Maxwell Lord Wonder Woman 1984

In the Heights, pt 1 In the Heights, pt 2**

Charlie Hunnam Characters, My Darlings:

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Will ‘Ironhead’ Miller Triple Frontier

Love Potion Number 9 (Spooktober 2024)

Necessary Arrangements (Royalty AU) - On Hiatus: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4

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Alan McMichael Crimson Peak

At First Sight

Boyd Holbrook Characters, My Sweets:

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Steve Murphy Narcos

The Meeting Place (Javier Peña x reader x Steve Murphy x Connie Murphy)

Small Towns and Second Chances**

“I don’t need a roommate.” (microfic)

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Quinn McKenna The Predator

Table for Four** (Dave York x Carol York x f!reader x Quinn McKenna) Couch for Four

Oscar Isaac Characters, My Dearests:

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Santiago ‘Pope’ Garcia Triple Frontier

Summer Rose**

Better Than a Date** (Santi x reader x Frankie)

“I have no idea what you just said to me.” (Santi x reader x Frankie microfic)

Hurry Home** (Santi x reader x Frankie)

Garrett Hedlund Characters, My Dears:

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Benny Miller Triple Frontier

“Together” Universe (Frankie x female Reader x Benny Miller): Better Together** Taking Care Together Waking Up Together** Celebrating Together** Together for Christmas

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Mitch Keller Tulsa King

“Dance with me.” (microfic)

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“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.

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If people spend money at the Globe theatre and don’t steal his bones then his ghost is happy

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“Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare, To dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.”

Shakespeare’s actual grave. He put a curse on anyone that tries to touch his bones. That’s what Shakespeare wants. Buy tickets and don’t touch his bones.

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[image description: a photo of shakespeare’s grave with the plaque transcribed above]

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“Buy my stuff and leave me alone”- every writer’s creed

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Coming back to this post almost 4 years later to tell you that bone stealing was an actual problem for a long time. Some people stole bones or bodies for research, some people were superstitious about bones, some people wanted a souvenir from a famous person. Grave robbing used to be like an actual societal issue before we made it easier for people who need bones to get them.

A lot of people in Shakespeare’s time were worried about their bones getting stolen and so curses on graves to deter people from trying to steal your body aren’t uncommon in that time period. Not everybody wrote their own curse though. Shakespeare wrote that curse himself.

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Reblogged godmodebeginswithlesbians
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“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEDRO PASCAL!! (April 2, 1975)

"I never had an imaginary friend, just imaginary circumstances. I was so into the Indiana Jones movies, and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones."

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Anonymous asked:

Congrats!!!! 🎊Can I have Dave York & “Does no one here know how to knock?”

Please and thank you!

Dave York. 2k words. "Does no one here know how to knock?" E for Explicit! A smattering of foreplay along with domestic fluff. Co-written with @absurdthirst

In honor of Pedro's 50th birthday, a little domestic snapshot with Dave and the fam! 🎂🎁🎉

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Mornings are normally chaos. A whirlwind of activity. Breakfasts bolted down and coffee consumed in gulps just as soon as the cup is cool enough to drink. Helping with last minute spelling practice for tests while packing lunchboxes and having an ever frequent argument about what is appropriate to wear. There is never just time to be.

Sundays are different. Sundays are slow, and sometimes lazy, and sometimes even romantic. There are Sundays where the girls don't even get up until eight in the morning, though that is admittedly rare. Sundays where the dog is lazing in the sun instead of barking for attention. Sometimes Sundays are absolutely divine.

It’s a rare morning for Dave. Dreams haven’t plagued his sleep, the internal clock that seems to run his body has been set to a rare snooze. He’s allowed to slowly crawl out of sleep, body warm and weighted down by the presence of someone else snuggled up against him. Making him smile even before his eyes ever flutter open.

#Pedro Pascal#Pedro Pascal character fanfiction#Pedro Pascal fanfic#Dave York#Dave York x reader#Dave York x you#Dave York x female reader#Suburban Murder Daddy#wife reader#microfic#Happy Birthday Pedro#Pedrito turns 50
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