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Keri (39) 18+ ONLY/NO MINORS (She/Her) Just loving Pedro Pascal
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Anonymous asked:

Hey girly just read the titles of the fanfics that are coming next,how long is it gonna take u to finish cause I cannot wait!!!

Hopefully work is going to slow down just a bit so I can get them all edited, but I'm trying to stick to at least one a week coming!

Anonymous asked:

Hey I think there's a Pedro writer who has their masterlist set up like VHS tape edits for their fics and I can't find their masterlist for the life of me. Do you know who this is?

I can see the damn thing in my mind and I cannnnnnot think of who it is.

Anyone? Save me from drowning and then make me feel like an idiot for not remembering?

Anonymous asked:

Do you know who wrote scenes from a marriage?

I'm assuming it's the a fanfic on here and not the movie?

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Congrats!!!! 🎊Can I have Dave York & “Does no one here know how to knock?”

Please and thank you!

Dave York. 2k words. "Does no one here know how to knock?" E for Explicit! A smattering of foreplay along with domestic fluff. Co-written with @absurdthirst

In honor of Pedro's 50th birthday, a little domestic snapshot with Dave and the fam! 🎂🎁🎉

Mornings are normally chaos. A whirlwind of activity. Breakfasts bolted down and coffee consumed in gulps just as soon as the cup is cool enough to drink. Helping with last minute spelling practice for tests while packing lunchboxes and having an ever frequent argument about what is appropriate to wear. There is never just time to be.

Sundays are different. Sundays are slow, and sometimes lazy, and sometimes even romantic. There are Sundays where the girls don't even get up until eight in the morning, though that is admittedly rare. Sundays where the dog is lazing in the sun instead of barking for attention. Sometimes Sundays are absolutely divine.

It’s a rare morning for Dave. Dreams haven’t plagued his sleep, the internal clock that seems to run his body has been set to a rare snooze. He’s allowed to slowly crawl out of sleep, body warm and weighted down by the presence of someone else snuggled up against him. Making him smile even before his eyes ever flutter open.

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The Unbearable Weight of Perfection, ch 6

Javi Gutierrez x female reader Co-written with @absurdthirst

When an accident of fate throws Javi G into the path of his soulmate, his instinct is to dive in head first. Adjusting to life as the fated partner of someone you barely know is going to be harder than either of you suspect, but anything worth having is worth working for. Isn't it?

(This story is heavily inspired by the lovely house museums that I work in every day and the fantastic few months that HBO was using our houses to film a TV show in fall! I spent each day on that set in wonder and I can't wait to share the experience with all of you through this story.)

Rating: E for Explicit! 18+ Word Count: 5.7k Warnings: *Blanket warnings for this story include: Cursing, alcohol, food, references to abusive family members -- i.e. Lucas, discussion of money/finances.* Financial disparity, a well intentioned surprise, endless love and affection. Morning sex. Summary: The difference in your finances continues to be a point of tension, but every step forward is a good one. Notes: A relatively short chapter this week, but I couldn't possibly love these two love birds any more. Please enjoy a photo of our reader's beloved library this week!

Sunday, May 18, 2025:

Waking up before your husband isn't necessarily unusual if he's had something to do the night before, and last night he had been sitting at his laptop well past the time you went to bed. Whatever he was up to, you'll find out when he's ready to tell you – but you suspect he was putting in work on his new screenplay idea. For you, this morning was a chance to enjoy a little peace and quiet. A pot of coffee with the early morning sun, a chance to use up some of your leftover veggies by making a quiche to start the day. It will be out of the oven any minute and you'll wake Javi up with a tray of breakfast in bed. There's nothing more indulgent on a weekend than that.

Javi turns over, reaching out for you in his sleep and frowning when he doesn’t feel your warmth. Still not waking up yet, he moves to the middle of the bed and curls around the pillow you had brought from your apartment, claiming it was your favorite.

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47 minutes in heaven - a writing challenge

Hi and Hello!

in true Steph fashion I had the idea for a writing challenge while having a glass of wine too much. The rules are simple;

A Pedro Character of your choosing gets stuck in an elevator with you(r reader or OC) for 47 minutes.

Every character can only be chosen once, so please send me an ask which character you want to write for, so I can add you to this little list, so be quick! You can either just chose just the character, or a character and a prompt I came up with (some of them are not what you think they might be though) 🙃

Please let me know in your ask if you just want the character or the character and a prompt.

As always, please make sure to use all the warnings your fic might need and make sure to tag me in your post and use the #47minutesinheaven tag.

Deadline would be end of April, but if you need more time, I won't be mad ☺️

So here are the characters:

Coming soon, to a blog near you.

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Under His Protection {Modern!Bodyguard!Pero Tovar x F!Reader}

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 30.4k

Warnings: Lust, masturbation, attraction, deadly situations, attacks, panic, rough sex, tit slapping, vaginal sex, jealousy, oral sex (female receiving), abduction, Pero losing his damn mind, hospitalization, pregnancy, mentions of attempted sexual assault, mentions of murder, shame, guilt, blackmail

Comments: When your campaign turns dangerous, your father - the former Vice President - hires Pero Tovar to guard you. Leading you to clash with the grumpy Spaniard and maybe fall in love. Only the man you love has a secret he's been hiding.

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Click Keep Reading only if you have read the Rating and Warnings and understand the warnings may not be complete to avoid listing spoilers. As AO3 says 'creator chooses not to use warnings'. You also agree that you're the right age to be consuming anything here.

“Dad, I don’t need protection.” The argument is useless, especially in the face of your own ongoing campaign and face that there have been numerous threats received. Your campaign manager used to work for your father, and some days you want to fire the man for being more loyal to the former Vice President of the United States than you, until you remember the man is a genius at what he does. You roll your eyes as you look over at him, staring holes in his non-repentant gaze. You know Thomas believes you need a detail, but you don’t want your personal freedom restricted. “I promise.”

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The author has indicated this post may contain content not suitable for all audiences.

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Hi Steph 💕 for the writers ask:🍦🔪❄️ thank you so muuuch

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Daphne 😍

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

why does Game of Thrones come to mind immediately when I have to think about characters I hate? lol Let's take... Ramsay Bolton. He.... loved his dogs/wolves, he.... had some..... strong ambitions? and he died a very satisfying death ☺️

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

i probably researched a lot of weird things. Like most expensive private islands or ghost and witch rituals. But I honestly do not know what the weirdest thing would be right now lol

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

I really really really want to read a Gone Girl AU with Dave York. It's been on my plot idea list for years but it's a fic I really want to read and not to write, ya know? Like Dave falls head over heels for reader but years after they get married, married life starts to get boring and he's having an affair and then one day his wife goes missing and he finds himself being accused of having something to do with her but it's all staged cause she wants to see him really suffer after finding out about the affair so she plans her death and how to make it look like Dave did it cause of course she knows about his past and... god it would be just perfect cause Dave would never see it coming from his wife of all people. And I would love @absurdthirst to write it if I could chose lol 😂 consider this a request 👀

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FUUUUUUUUCK I SEE YOU 👀👀👀👀

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