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Photo for four_magazine of a tablescape featuring alliums.
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Beautiful, still wish it was all garlic though
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mainly the second one though
Slow your roll there, garlic bro! That was coming off like too much of a straight onion diss! All us allium lovers have got to stick together if we want to accomplish our shared goals of having strong odors and growing in dirt! Don’t feel tooo bad about it bromide! We all make our little mistakes now and then!
Well you seem very nice! Onions are my second favourite allium, it's just they're nothing in comparison to the brilliance that is garlic!!
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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze
*blushes* wow... that's some er... goodlooking garlic...
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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.
That last paragraph HAUNTS me. How am I supposed to sleep at night picturing Paul Hollywood — sobbing, hands trembling — alone in his kitchen, gingerly rubbing the edges of a salad bowl with a single clove of unskinned garlic, wondering if he will ever be brave enough to do the same to a roast chicken?
No wonder Dracula wanted to come to England
@we-love-garlic look at this
I'm incredibly disappointed in my people... rubbing bowls with cloves of garlic ;-;
@fuck-garlic what about you
no why would you get that loser involved?!
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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.
That last paragraph HAUNTS me. How am I supposed to sleep at night picturing Paul Hollywood — sobbing, hands trembling — alone in his kitchen, gingerly rubbing the edges of a salad bowl with a single clove of unskinned garlic, wondering if he will ever be brave enough to do the same to a roast chicken?
No wonder Dracula wanted to come to England
@we-love-garlic look at this
I'm incredibly disappointed in my people... rubbing bowls with cloves of garlic ;-;
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Glad I've attracted the weirdest fanbase of garlic fuckers lovers
Look I know I'm in a niche. I know tumblr is weird. But really
I reward you with this delicious garlic soup for following the only truely good blog on this website