oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

real and true

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Never forget what they took from us

A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

ok what the fuck happened to blooper when mario tried to teach him to type

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

like if you get a video like crazy ex storytime while i contour my round face. why this new trend only really works for square face queens. met the love of my life in the elevator at the square face convention. plastic surgeon reacts: square face beauty routine. robot voice is there a loneliness epidemic or are you just a round faced karen (tiktok soundbite and dance). someone somewhere wants to sell you a de-roundifying purifying face roller and scrub that does fuck all. and even if it did it wouldn't matter

Listen the more I go to dyke events the more I realize I've always wanted to but have been put off by the "men dni" sapphics here-- and I just have to say, "men dni" doesn't exist in real life dyke events. Dyke itself is a rejection of gender and social norms. U guys look so silly using they/them pronouns and identifying as butch but not thinking trans men belong in dyke spaces. Aside from trans men, what about testo butches. What about amab dykes. What about dykes with beards. Dykes with top surgery. What about dykes who are men and also not men. Men aren't the enemy !!! That means nothing to me. If you mean to say cis men, say cis men, but again, it's just kinda weird to create gendered boxes for a box that was made to de-gender. Read some more Leslie feinberg maybe