Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

Oh sick

Greetings from the museum! Oh yeah!

Greetings from the museum! My marshmallow is done, would you like one?

Yes, please!

Greetings from the museum! Here you go!

The most sincerest of thank yous my friend. Here’s a donation for the museum

Thank you from the museum! This will go great in our "Gems, Jewels, Minerals, and More!" exhibit (now on display in gallery 67-V).

Looks good everybody, glad to see the field trip is going well

I want you to know

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: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

“This is for your own good!!”

*I say as I pinch your nose shut and pour the bubbling and ghoulish potion down your wailing maw*

let me be the first to usher this post into the Horny Side of Tumblr 😂

seven reblogs in?!

That is a little slow, yeah. Hopefully the bubbling and ghoulish potion perks them up a bit.

I’m like a wizard, if a wizard was dumb and also bad at magic

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

official linguistics post

o dragonslayer,

Stop getting drunk with the monks and start eating lizards with a wizard

Saruman Big Supernaturals

- Gandalf

clutching my cursed eye and gritting my teeth because of its unspeakable power and for some reason it makes people around me dim the lights

probably because they want to set the mood for my awesome power

Actually it makes you, like, super gross and we don't wanna look at you.

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

The response will be collapsing into a bloody heap!

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one fells me with a single wicked blow now!

everything. cost money

stop this

smeemo 4000 followers. attack.

a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.