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MASTERPOST: Restaurant owner/chef Charles / Food critic Edwin AU!!!

Hello everyone! This is the masterpost for the restaurant owner/chef Charles / Food critic Edwin AU, written in collaboration with many lovely authors and growing in real time! The links below will lead to the reblog chains containing all the parts of the fic contributed by me and all the different authors, and I'll add links to additional reblog chains as needed! Thank you so much to everyone for the incredible reception for this AU, for contributing, and for reading! Please begin with part 1 to start reading from the beginning <3 <3 <3

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Lovely art for the AU created as part of Painland Week 2024 by @qwanderer <3

The boys taking advantage of their incorporeality to literally share the same space, anyone? Hugging so tightly it’s like they want to merge bodies and then they do.

The sofa doesn’t have room for both of them to lie down (doesn’t really have room for one of them, to be honest) but they just both lie down mostly overlapping, their bodies inside each other in a way no living humans can achieve, their unbeating hearts nestled against each other

Joining space with most of their bodies while their arms are flung about separately so that Edwin can hold a spellbook while Charles holds a magnifying glass and an enchanted candle over it and they can look at the book with their eyes at the exact same angle (the first time Crystal comes in and sees them merged into a “four-armed monster” she screams)

They did it a lot at first because it’s the only way they can feel warmth in any real sense; it’s not quite the same warmth as the living sense of temperature, as human thermoception, but sharing space with the thrumming spectral energy of another ghost is as close as they can get, and it helps, they learn after months of Charles shivering against cold that only he can feel, that isn’t real thermoception, either. They spent quite a lot of winter nights, the first few years, curled up inside each other, curled up against each others’ souls like a cat against warm laundry.

Just realized Charles probably has no idea that TV screens don’t make your hands fizz anymore. Cos like, he’s seen LCD/LED/OLED screens, obvs, but he probably hasn’t been able to feel the static/fuzz/tingle for decades already by the time he first encounters one and it’s not like people on the street are going around talking about how their TVs don’t make them buzz anymore so like. How would he know.

He’s probably so confused by touchscreen phones, he’s like, how are people standing putting their fingers all over that all the time, it seems like it would fuck up your joints or give you cancer or something

(Alternatively, the CRT fuzz was one of the very few things he could still feel as a ghost, and he was rather upset when it got hard to find non-flatscreens. Edwin hunted through thrift shops and got him a little portable CRT TV for Christmas in the late 2010s. You’d think it’d be hard to keep an electric device running in a ghosts’ haunt, but it turns out CRT tech is halfway to being supernatural anyway, so it works out.)

My mom is a pharmacist and got 16 out of 30. SHE’S SO MAD.

HAH! I got 18. Barely. But I think one I got wrong by accident (like the screen was still loading when I pressed the answer but still, 18 isn’t bad?)

Ahhh!

AHHHHHHHH <3333333

Damn! I was about to be all, “Ahaha, it’s so easy once you know the way names work in Quenya and Sindarin, certain letter combinations simply do not appear, blahblahblah…”

And then, motherfucker, I got four of them wrong??

Hi! Just wanted to say that your charles rowland playlist has become my favourite Spotify playlist and I've listened to it regularly for months. Thanks for making it! Hope you're having a good day :)

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thank you so so much! ahhh, i’m so glad you enjoy my charles playlist and that you still listen to it months later makes me so happy! i also listen to it regularly still but awesome to know other people do too 💕 you’ve made my day, hope you’re having a great one as well!

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