I have no idea what I'm doing

my growing collection

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

can't stop thinking about this

they should. give me one thousand dollars every month so i can commission artists who are very clearly unwell

so many people are stuck in thinking of AI as a product rather than as a science

Frankly the sooner they all go bankrupt and stop taking all the air out of the room and poisoning the public discourse with their marketing the better. I can’t wait!

We should’ve never let them take it away from furries, transgender women, grad students, and this one guy named Ryan. Kill all corporations.

important clarification:

i mean this in the gentlest possible way but if 75% of what you're posting for a given fandom is fuming rage spirals then maybe just maybe it's time to take a step back and consider whether or not you're actually having any fun with this optional thing you do for fun

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

#I get so happy when I’m annoyed by teenagers in public#because it’s like#these kids are forming communities outside of their parents!#they aren’t shackled by school or soccer or clubs their parents put them in#they have the initiative and confidence to make their own social connections#it’s so so cool that I’m out of touch with what they’re saying and doing#because it means they have lives of their own (tags via @elongated-twink)

You! You are the only person who has correctly understood this post. The point is not that they should go be annoying somewhere else, it's that being annoyed by teenagers in normal public places, while annoying, is a good thing. It is a sign of societal health. We adults just need to be ok with the fact that we're going to be annoyed sometimes.

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

bugs is…. shrimp????

i liked this post so much

Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)

Queen

Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

DISCRETION

i associate the word ‘discretion’ so closely with this post that i can’t hear or think or say it without immediately remembering do you have a hairy assed mans legs veryhairylegs started following you and i would like financial compensation

This might be my favorite submission so far