society if Animorphs and Harry Potter swapped pop cultural impacts

the version of minecraft thats uploaded is unfinished copy that looks like this and i believe this might be the best way to watch it

this is so fucking good man i cannot imagine watching this any other way

i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

@derinthescarletpescatarian I need an Australian sentence now.

Once I was on an eighteen hour train ride into the city and the complementary tea service was down because the train had hit a kangaroo on the way up and broken their hot water system.

Jesus christ Derin that really is the most australian sentence ever uttered

Imagine my emotions when they made the announcement. I was like "oh this is actually real huh".

akemi homura can never resist the urge to aura farm it’s ingrained in her blood

madoka: no… mami died… how horrible…

homura:

She really just does that constantly for no apparent reason, no matter the situation.

both valid takes. perhaps both true

If i missed any please let me know (yes i know sickness isnt on here, i had limited options)

ok fine i’ll smoke with you but dude if this is the weed that turns you into a wolf again im gonna be pissed

dude what is your problem

FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

... HEAVEN OR HELL. LETS ROCK

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Closest match: Nyctalus leisleri genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Lesser Noctule

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Moo moo meadows

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NOSFERATU FLOW (with Death Grips - I Want It I Need It Instrumental)

also on youtube!

me: :(

animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ

me: :)

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

"came back wrong" but it's from work

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)