Xener's Crib

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

but he looks sick as fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk

I'm manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips

You’re manifesting that I get a bag of chips today! My favorite chips!

I'll use my magic to send the chips your way. tostitos, doritos, and frito-lay

You’ll use your magic to send the chips my way!Tostitos, Doritos, and Frito-lay!

my magic is real, and you're not being deceived

Your magic is real, and I’m not being deceived!

my chip magic works, you gotta believe!

Your chip magic works, I gotta believe!

"bloodborne still ps4 exclusive but bloodborne 2 switch 2 exclusive" incredible decision guaranteed to make the most people mad possible. i really like it

my children are crying because im not buying them 80 dollar mario kart for christmas. I tell them to cheer up and come make a bloodborne 2 character and they start crying harder

hey kid. i'm a computah. stop all the downloadin

was tim okay though

I don't think so

they call it the switch 2 because you see the price and switch 2 another console

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

you guys hear about video games?

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

my dearly beloved mutual you cant just leave this in the tags

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

Comic I made a few years ago for an anthology

oh my god this is wonderful

Preparing You for the Wii U Game Informer - October 2012

I just want to get dicked down again =/

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating