meme pirateering

Warning: my blog may cause whiplash due to rapid change between real world events, shit posts and subjective experiences. Understand that the tone of each post should be considered self contained save for the rare post that is very clearly interacting with one right next to it. (Eg bucket of water over wet cat)

If you send me an ask including a go fund me regardless of your situation or how deserving you are of charity I'm reporting it as spam and blocking you. I don't have it in me to spend my recreational time verifying or cross checking against verified lists. My blog isn't a platform for monetary requests.

LGBT people, I need you to know that any “pedophile execution bill” passed in the US is meant to put you, personally, to death. When the right says “groomer,” they’re talking about you. When they say “predator,” they’re talking about you. When they say “pedophile,” they’re talking about you. Any actual child sex abusers who are convicted and executed would be, to them, a happy accident, a cherry on top of a law that’s meant to exterminate anyone who deviates from the cisgender, heterosexual norm.

Tornado

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

The meteorologists here during this week’s tornadoes kept saying, during the live weather coverage, “This tornado is rain-clad, so you will not be able to see it” in an attempt to keep people from going out to try to see the tornadoes that were happening (yes, even the tornadoes happening at 3am)

I don’t know if it worked

the ai’s aversion to producing anything that’s not aesthetically pleasing dentist office artwork leaves it unable to comprehend true beauty

would you?

“Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”

A little doodle for one the most beautiful lines from any poem, The Old Astronomer.

This is not a little doodle. This. THIS. This is fucking MAGIC. You have captured pure wonder and whimsy and romance and bliss and that almost melancholy wholeness when you look up at the sky and just feel the smallness of your being and the grandness of the universe. All this captured with a lover’s eye. We cannot see her face but I feel the tender passionate ardour for this petite but mighty creature in the world. While at the same time I feel the bittersweet swoon of wanting to be gazed upon myself with such whole and overwhemling admiration and love. It is goddamn masterful.

I am fucking following your tumblr charliebowater you are amazing.

THAT’S THE NICEST COMMENT I’VE EVER READ.

That post that's like "Ummm thoughtcrimes don't exist but most ppl who say that aren't talking about thoughts they are literally TALKING about their thoughts and saying thoughts out loud is bad" is the whole reason we have to keep saying that thoughtcrimes don't exist. Talking about things like your intrusive thoughts, urges, or desires is NOT actually the same as acting on them; thoughts are not something you can control and nobody deserves to be condemned for not suffering in silence because they've been convinced their thoughts are unspeakable. If you're out here promoting acting like a cop about things that don't even harm you or anyone else then maybe take yourself down to ur local sandwich shop cuz maybe you'll be less of a cunt when you're not hungry idk.

It's EXTREMELY telling how many of you stopped supporting this after "intrusive thoughts" and completely ignored the bit about urges and desires. Not everything "unsavory" has to be excused because of "suffering from intrusive thoughts." That's true, some of us are also fucking freaks who unironically enjoy nasty things that others might find uncomfortable. People still deserve spaces to be nasty freaks and they still aren't committing a crime just because you have a squick. This is why we have tags, blacklisting, and a block button. You don't have to engage with anything that upsets you; we don't have to bury our thoughts/feelings that aren't broadly socially acceptable for you.

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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You cant get this on any other website

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

The straight up whiskey sausage

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

There are so much going in in this image